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renocat
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Sick and clean short favorite jokes.
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February 19, 2016, 08:16:18 AM »
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil.
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deputy dawg
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Wait, wait....what?
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February 19, 2016, 08:24:13 AM »
What do you get when you cross a clam with an owl?
A mussel that wants to stay up all night.
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February 19, 2016, 08:27:34 AM »
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
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February 19, 2016, 08:31:29 AM »
oscar Weber
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renocat
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February 19, 2016, 09:55:17 AM »
Mrs. Jones can Johnny come out and play baseball. You kids know Johnny has no arms or legs. We know. We need a second base.
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Dr Rick Daris
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February 19, 2016, 09:57:57 AM »
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says hey why the long face?
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Mrs. Gooch
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February 19, 2016, 10:05:56 AM »
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
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February 19, 2016, 10:21:06 AM »
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what is this, some kind of joke?"
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Mrs. Gooch
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February 19, 2016, 10:22:03 AM »
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
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wetwillie
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February 19, 2016, 01:16:04 PM »
What sound does a whale make.
(Takes drink of water and spits all over persons face before they can answer)
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February 19, 2016, 03:58:46 PM »
How many stars are in the sky?
50!
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meow meow
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February 19, 2016, 04:07:51 PM »
What's the worst thing about ancient history class?
The teachers tend to Babylon.
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meow meow
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February 19, 2016, 04:08:29 PM »
Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
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renocat
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February 19, 2016, 09:36:35 PM »
Why did tigger in the toilet? He was looking for pooh
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February 20, 2016, 02:54:41 AM »
Quote from: Chingon on February 19, 2016, 03:58:46 PM
How many stars are in the sky?
50!
One of my favorites.
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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AbeFroman
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February 20, 2016, 09:46:13 AM »
A baby seal walks into a club.
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