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I wanna become a CIA agent
« on: October 22, 2015, 12:16:40 AM »
How does this happen? Can you help me?

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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2015, 12:28:13 AM »
First step: Fill out an application.

https://www.cia.gov/careers/application-process
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2015, 01:14:09 AM »
dude I just saw sicario. don't do it man.
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2015, 06:31:52 AM »
Buy as many guns as you can get your hands on.  The bigger the better.
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2015, 07:40:45 AM »
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on October 22, 2015, 01:14:09 AM
dude I just saw sicario. don't do it man.

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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2015, 08:26:24 AM »
I think you just have to post on here and they will back trace you and look at your posts and make a decision.  You have just faxed your credentials, sit back and wait.
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2015, 08:40:30 AM »
I'm getting excited to join  :excited:

I wanna do some black ops stuff. I think I would be good at that. Not willing to work Saturday's and must watch all Royals games. Other than that I'm pretty much a really nice Jason Bourne with a bad knee.
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2015, 09:20:32 AM »
Why do you have a bad knee?
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2015, 09:36:33 AM »
oh just your run of the mill 4 knee surgeries. ACL, MCL, both meniscus. Never play basketball.
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2015, 09:37:54 AM »
do have like a shady friend? quiet loner type who can do all the torturing?
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2015, 11:59:54 AM »
The one thing all enemies of America hear before dying will now be "hey, how are you?"
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2015, 12:17:48 PM »
I would do a lot of tickling, stuff like that.
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2015, 12:18:09 PM »
Codename:  AppleJack has a nice ring to it.  You're as good as in.
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2015, 12:49:23 PM »
I want to work at whatever level of government I need to go to Area 51.
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2016, 06:20:22 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on October 22, 2015, 11:59:54 AM
The one thing all enemies of America hear before dying will now be "hey, how are you?"

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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2016, 11:42:39 AM »
Quote from: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 12:16:40 AM
How does this happen? Can you help me?

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you're not a CIA agent and you never will be one.  grow up Applejack. my God, give me a break
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2016, 02:58:47 PM »
I spent a few years in the agency, wet work mostly, still have a great tan.
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2016, 05:51:08 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on February 14, 2016, 11:42:39 AM
Quote from: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 12:16:40 AM
How does this happen? Can you help me?

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you're not a CIA agent and you never will be one.  grow up Applejack. my God, give me a break

NSA then?
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2016, 06:00:31 PM »
Quote from: AppleJack on February 14, 2016, 05:51:08 PM
Quote from: pissclams on February 14, 2016, 11:42:39 AM
Quote from: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 12:16:40 AM
How does this happen? Can you help me?

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you're not a CIA agent and you never will be one.  grow up Applejack. my God, give me a break

NSA then?
I have a brother-in-law in the nsa and let's just say I think you can do it
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2016, 07:08:06 PM »
AJ, I will do the NSA thing you!
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2016, 07:06:38 PM »
Quote from: AppleJack on February 14, 2016, 05:51:08 PM
Quote from: pissclams on February 14, 2016, 11:42:39 AM
Quote from: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 12:16:40 AM
How does this happen? Can you help me?

Thanks
you're not a CIA agent and you never will be one.  grow up Applejack. my God, give me a break

NSA then?

you strike as a us marshall   
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2016, 09:08:09 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on February 15, 2016, 07:06:38 PM
Quote from: AppleJack on February 14, 2016, 05:51:08 PM
Quote from: pissclams on February 14, 2016, 11:42:39 AM
Quote from: AppleJack on October 22, 2015, 12:16:40 AM
How does this happen? Can you help me?

Thanks
you're not a CIA agent and you never will be one.  grow up Applejack. my God, give me a break

NSA then?

you strike as a us marshall

marshal?
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Re: I wanna become a CIA agent
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2016, 09:09:22 PM »
that too!
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