Author Topic: HEADLINES: TCU EDITION (Read 2444 times)

cfbandyman · « **on:** October 06, 2015, 01:01:30 PM »

TCU COOKED WELL DONE

5TH STRING WR/QB LEADS CATS TO 41-38 WIN OVER TCU WITH 3 PASSING TDS, RUSHING FOR 2 MORE AFTER BAZOOKA JOE SIDELINED BY ANOTHER DIRTY HIT FROM TCU DEFENSE. TURNS OUT HIS ARM IS ALRIGHT

INSIDE:
OP ED: OLFACTORY ABOMINATIONS AND GARY PATTERSON: THE LINK (Page 2)
INJURY UPDATES (Pages 3-5)
SPECIAL REPORT: REDSHIRT BURNING PARTY, AND HOW TO PROTECT YOUR YOUNGSTERS FROM THE NEW RAGE FOUND ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES NEAR YOU (Page 6)

MakeItRain · « **Reply #1 on:** October 06, 2015, 01:09:07 PM »

MadCat · « **Reply #2 on:** October 06, 2015, 02:20:34 PM »

slobber · « **Reply #3 on:** October 06, 2015, 04:28:48 PM »

Wow. Nice

Gonna win 'em all!

mark1802 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 06, 2015, 04:38:30 PM »

This game won't even be close. I think TCU will win by at least 21. We are officially back to 2004.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #5 on:** October 06, 2015, 04:43:15 PM »

Quote from: mark1802 on October 06, 2015, 04:38:30 PM

This game won't even be close. I think TCU will win by at least 21. We are officially back to 2004.

Look at this rough ridin' Eeyore.

slobber · « **Reply #6 on:** October 06, 2015, 05:48:50 PM »

Quote from: mark1802 on October 06, 2015, 04:38:30 PM

This game won't even be close. I think TCU will win by at least 21. We are officially back to 2004.

good god mark1802 (if that's even your real name) how horrible is it to live in your pessimistic world? I'm not sure where you come from, but know this: gE is a place for optimism.

Gonna win 'em all!

MakeItRain · « **Reply #7 on:** October 06, 2015, 06:31:12 PM »

Quote from: mark1802 on October 06, 2015, 04:38:30 PM

This game won't even be close. I think TCU will win by at least 21. We are officially back to 2004.

Hey dumbass TCU fans, you don't have to do this. We already have two idiot TCU posters here, you can't be as bad as those two idiots.
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=6283

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #8 on:** October 06, 2015, 07:23:18 PM »

Quote from: mark1802 on October 06, 2015, 04:38:30 PM

This game won't even be close. I think TCU will win by at least 21. We are officially back to 2004.

That's our Gary!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #9 on:** October 06, 2015, 07:29:51 PM »

the congrats cats

K-State beats TCU and rushes across street to deliver baby gift to Gary Patterson

J · « **Reply #10 on:** October 07, 2015, 03:44:45 AM »

A Brave Old World: Collegiate Football Team Located in the Middle of the Sahara Desert (or god damn wherever, I don't rough ridin' know where Kansas is you ignorant $!#*) Editor's Note: Please delete everything in the parenthesis before print challenges the ancient, but strong-standing Theory of Relativity proposed by Euclid in 1394 By Venturing Well Above the Speed of Sound in a Trepadatious Experiment Involving a Stark Contrast Between Awful and Elite Athletes

In the worst defeat seen since The Battle of Watling Street in 60 or 61 AD, where, Tacitus and Cassius Dio suggest, between 100,000 and 230,000 British warriors and tribespeople led by the British Iceni queen, Boudicca, faced off against 10,000 Roman soldiers led by the governor of the British province, Gaius Suetonius Paulinus (The result was an overwhelming defeat of the Britons, a rumour of 80,000 killed, with around 400 Romans dead according to Tacitus. This ended the British rebellion that had devastated Roman-British provincial towns in southern Britain), Texas Cakebung Umbrella (or what the eff ever..who gives a crap about this shitty rough ridin' paper anyway) Editor's Note: I swear to god I WILL rough ridin' fire you in front of your entire family at next week's company brunch loses in historic fashion to LHC Bill Snyder, who was fielding a team of recently sober runaways, 600-3. The underlying conclusion of said victory is being heralded as a baseline to how scientists will identify the fundamental elements involved in the creation of not only the universe, but the world.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #11 on:** October 07, 2015, 06:09:23 AM »

Weird post.

The Big Train · « **Reply #12 on:** October 07, 2015, 11:30:38 AM »

whatever J is on between 2-4AM i want to try sometime

kslim · « **Reply #13 on:** October 07, 2015, 12:28:49 PM »

KODY CROOKES!!!!

KSU sends superstar bbser @wackycat08 into tailspin as California love starts for the cats and picks apart tcu featuring 4 catches by cook in the in 34-12 win over the frogs

MadCat · « **Reply #14 on:** October 07, 2015, 03:02:19 PM »

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
In homage to Nike Cortez, Snyder burns his ships
And by 'ships' we mean redshirts

Winters · « **Reply #15 on:** October 07, 2015, 04:22:24 PM »

BANK (K)STATEMENT
K-State fans give Jonathan Banks a suitcase full of cash after the 34-27 upset of TCU
Where did you wake up? K-State fans cause chaos in the streets; huge orgy consumes aggieville after upset

EMAWzified · « **Reply #16 on:** October 07, 2015, 05:56:10 PM »

Boykin does butkus
Cats suddenly salty D shuts down one-time Heisman hopeful

BushBlister · « **Reply #17 on:** October 07, 2015, 08:18:46 PM »

YOU HAD ME AT HELLO

cats now a slam dunk to win the big 12.
(rest of big 12 reportedly monstarrs)

scottwildcat · « **Reply #18 on:** October 07, 2015, 09:15:06 PM »

TC-WHO?

Cats win big.

bshea85 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 08, 2015, 12:32:37 PM »

Cats Eat Frogs: Worts and All

That_Guy · « **Reply #20 on:** October 08, 2015, 01:20:24 PM »

Wildcats outweigh Frogs, as Will Geary gets the surprise start at QB and destroys TCU's D.

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Emo EMAW · « **Reply #21 on:** October 08, 2015, 01:46:44 PM »

CAT'S WIN!
Bill credits strategy of scoring more points than the other team.

EMAWforever · « **Reply #22 on:** October 08, 2015, 02:01:49 PM »

Frogs get splattered
Will Geary splatters TCU D with QB sneaks for 200 yards rushing

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #23 on:** October 08, 2015, 03:43:47 PM »

FROGWARTS!

Cook defies Sorting Hat, performs Alohomora spell on Banks' Redshirt. Cats Roll.

Author Topic: HEADLINES: TCU EDITION (Read 2444 times)

The Big Train