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Re: Sleep Apnea
« Reply #150 on: June 16, 2016, 09:11:40 PM »
I snored so bad my lightkids threatened to runaway.  I took a sleep study.  The doctor said I was going to either die or something bad would happen to me.  What is worse than croaking?  I use a cpap.  Full mask.  I tightened the straps tight to keep the air from leaking on my face..  I sleep.like a.baby.  my friend said put a.closepin on your weasel and that will stop the snoring.

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Re: Sleep Apnea
« Reply #151 on: November 29, 2016, 12:36:58 PM »
apparently i did have this, i should ask my dentist for stock tips the next time i'm in.  have been trying these goddamn machines and masks for a couple of weeks.  if i could find their heads i would shoot them in those heads.  haven't kept a mask on for more than two hours yet.  pretty sure dying is better.
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Re: Sleep Apnea
« Reply #152 on: November 29, 2016, 12:39:46 PM »
I want to see sys in his bane mask
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« Reply #153 on: November 29, 2016, 12:41:31 PM »
I want to see sys in his bane mask

i'm taking it back today and will never wear one again for however long i live.
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Re: Sleep Apnea
« Reply #154 on: November 29, 2016, 05:49:48 PM »
That's too bad. They take some time to get used to, I've had one for a decade now and still have some nights, Sunday for example, where I just can't do it.

I did see an incredibly annoying commercial for this last night.
www.zyppah.com

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Re: Sleep Apnea
« Reply #155 on: November 29, 2016, 05:50:46 PM »
They advertise on xm all the time, I hate them
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Re: Sleep Apnea
« Reply #156 on: November 29, 2016, 06:52:12 PM »
What about that miracle dobber-friend invention

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Re: Sleep Apnea
« Reply #157 on: November 29, 2016, 07:30:34 PM »
They advertise on xm all the time, I hate them
omg yes, seems like it is every espn radio break.  The rough ridin' horrible east coast accent  :barf:

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Re: Sleep Apnea
« Reply #158 on: November 29, 2016, 09:45:58 PM »
i had no idea it was this bad.  when i think of the time and effort wasted on cancer and the such while people have to sleep with these rough ridin' masks strangling them to death all night.
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Re: Sleep Apnea
« Reply #159 on: November 29, 2016, 09:53:20 PM »
This thread is funny. At least the sys part is.

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Re: Sleep Apnea
« Reply #160 on: November 30, 2016, 09:29:53 AM »
I did see an incredibly annoying commercial for this last night.
www.zyppah.com

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Ask Gooch for a review of that thing.