Brief breakdown on how I feel about each contestant
Tasha: like her I guess, the most nondescript of the three people on this season who were somehow voted in considering they were undoubtedly the worst team in survivor history.
Old Kelly: meh, I thought she was pretty vanilla during season 1
Kimmi: not sure why I like her but I do, cries over treatment of chickens on survivor, goes on survivor again
Peih-gee: really like her, can't remember why
Young Kelley: got nothing, boss move with the idol though
Savage: cool dude, I think he will win
Terry: good player with the physical stuff, will piss people off because he's socially inept
Woo: amazing physically, dumber than a yellow lab puppy
Abi-Maria: may legitimately be a psychopath, so happy she's back and hope she stays around even though she's absolutely gone the next time her tribe loses
Jeremy: #myguy, kind of a dick but somehow really likeable
Kass: How in the eff did America pick her but left Mamma C off? Worst player, worst person on the worst team in survivor history. Everyone hates her and she'll likely (hopefully) be the first one voted off her very stacked team.
Ciera:
mediocre physically, amazing socially totes adorbs
Jeff: don't remember him from Australia, annoyed the crap out of me the first episode. I bet people hate being out there with him, seems annoying AF
Stephen: worm, crybaby, not interesting at all, annoying like gnats
Shirin:
wtf America? Terrible human that probably tells people that the producers make her look that way. Her talking crap on everyone behind their backs then claiming she was abused when ol dude trashed her to her face was a low point in survivor history. I hate her face.
Spencer: I don't think he is very good. I mean he was on a tribe that lost like a million challenges, he feasted on weak players after the merge, won't have that luxury this season
Monica: she's pretty, other than that I got nothing
Keith: possibly a touch racist, still like him. Because he's crusty and old people discount his social game which isn't terrible. If he hooks up with Jeremy they'll wreck the game.
Vytas: eeeewwwww, kind of a creeper, both seasons. Surprised he was voted off first though, probably overplayed his hand
Joe: along with Woo, best overall physical players, better than woo socially but barely. The type of dude that is physical but not one of the guys so he will never be at the top of a male alliance. He knows he attracts the attention of the ladies and plays to that, but he will never be at the top of an alliance with women either.
Great first episode, I usually don't like new wrinkles with the game but putting the hidden idol where they did was great. This will be a great season, they will need to do something about the teams quickly though, as there seems to be a stacked tribe and a misfit tribe.