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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2019, 04:31:46 PM »
katrina is going to try and get her pelt back tonight

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« Reply #51 on: August 07, 2019, 08:21:23 AM »
blake isn't going down without one last pelt

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #52 on: August 07, 2019, 08:37:32 AM »
has blake already windmilled hannah g or is she a new pelt for him? 


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« Reply #53 on: August 07, 2019, 08:41:26 AM »
i want to say he hasn't, but given that he's already housed 75% of the pelts on paradise beach, he probably already has.

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« Reply #54 on: August 07, 2019, 09:58:39 AM »
i checked with a friend and she said she didn't think that he had 'milled her yet
she looks like she's going to get pelted soon though, maybe that's why dylan has his breakdown


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« Reply #55 on: August 07, 2019, 10:05:22 AM »
is dylan the lil bitch that has basically already confessed his love for her?  yeah, she's made him look like a complete beta dumbass twice now, it's pretty great. 

she tells the blonde guy, she's into dylan, then dylan is all over her, blake pulls her aside, and now she's into him.  not a good look for hannah when all the girls are telling her what a jerk he is, but the heart knows what it wants, and it wants to be windmill'd.

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« Reply #56 on: August 07, 2019, 10:18:56 AM »
Hannah is basically throwing her pelt in the wind for whoever has a pelt catcher

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« Reply #57 on: August 07, 2019, 10:27:55 AM »
and wherever there is wind, there is a windmill

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #58 on: August 07, 2019, 10:33:57 AM »
How is Manhattan native and waks friend Onyeka doing?

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« Reply #59 on: August 07, 2019, 10:40:20 AM »
she's from Manhattan?

think she'll probably get a rose, maybe from JPJ?

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #60 on: August 07, 2019, 10:49:37 AM »
Is Blake’s head too small relative to his body, or is his face too small relative to the rest of his head, or both?

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« Reply #61 on: August 07, 2019, 11:07:42 AM »
i don't know, but his pelt count is too high relative to his small face and/or head

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #62 on: August 07, 2019, 11:08:12 AM »
blake has head to body ratio issues as well as eye to face ratio issues

jpj made out with onyeka  but something tells me he's got his sights set on a much rarer pelt.  we'll see.

yes, clams used the word beta when describing dylan to clams bud last night during our BiP recap podcast


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« Reply #63 on: August 07, 2019, 11:14:09 AM »
send me podcast deets via pm

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #64 on: August 07, 2019, 11:18:17 AM »
blake is by far the weakest beach alpha in the history of the franchise.  I need some alphas to show up and take pelts

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« Reply #65 on: August 07, 2019, 11:27:47 AM »
it was v cringy watching him talk to his scorned lovers.  maybe it's his soft voice i dislike the most.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #66 on: August 07, 2019, 11:39:15 AM »
his face is stupid looking.  When Dean shows up it will be time to windmill

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #68 on: August 07, 2019, 12:40:34 PM »
send me podcast deets via pm

sorry but it's a private 2 person podcast


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« Reply #69 on: August 07, 2019, 12:58:59 PM »
send me podcast deets via pm

sorry but it's a private 2 person podcast

think about making it 3 person, just think about it

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #70 on: August 08, 2019, 09:41:04 AM »
The show should be once a week, one hour recapping all these peoples' twitter/instagram dealings to date and then one hour of the actual show.

https://www.eonline.com/ca/news/1062891/blake-horstmann-shares-texts-from-caelynn-miller-keyes-as-hookup-drama-consumes-bachelor-in-paradise

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #71 on: August 08, 2019, 10:00:26 AM »
i could take an hour epi each day, like love island.  i simply can't get enough BIP!

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #72 on: August 08, 2019, 10:16:28 AM »
I don't like the extra work that has to be done to have the full context of the show.  I had to look up what stagecoach was, let alone this whole series of events that set up what we're seeing on tv.  I'd figured it was another saddle ranch adjace place.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #73 on: August 08, 2019, 10:20:10 AM »
i assumed stagecoach was a music festival, like a stampede for bachelor/bachelorettes to do pelt things, am i close?

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #74 on: August 08, 2019, 10:23:21 AM »
if bip was on from 5-10 every night, america would watch every minute and i sincerely hope that we're all americans here


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