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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2015, 02:53:19 PM »
The new guys always go for her due to her hand job on the first date policy.

How'd that dude who just showed up and saw them all sitting by a fire and said that she caught his eye know about the HJFDP?

Producers told him to create more drama.

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« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2015, 02:55:54 PM »
yeah, show the new guy that video of her RockState'ing Joe and they will head straight to her

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2015, 03:02:44 PM »
:tsc: for Tanner?

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2015, 02:48:16 PM »
Hey tenley, GTFOOH

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2015, 02:52:39 PM »
joe got mumped over. feel bad for joe.

also, eff dan. hate that guy.

ashley s telling sam how pretty she was with no point  :lol:
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2015, 03:09:58 PM »
that Chris guy sure doesn't mind coming on any bachelor show and looking like an idiot, that much is for certain

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2015, 03:12:07 PM »
joe got mumped over. feel bad for joe.

also, eff dan. hate that guy.

ashley s telling sam how pretty she was with no point  :lol:

He did.  that was ridiculous.

Dan is a weirdo, how do they let Chris B just get sent out so early?

I can't handle Ashley unless she intends to get even crazier

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« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2015, 03:13:22 PM »
I can't handle Ashley unless she intends to get even crazier

which one?

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2015, 03:23:05 PM »
i think they edited chris' bender too much. i didnt think he partied that hard.

both ashleys are super crazy. ashley s is just crazy and ashley i is boy crazy. cant wait to see ashley i melt down after she pours bone with someone.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #34 on: August 31, 2015, 03:23:28 PM »
ashley s telling sam how pretty she was

Craziest thing she's ever said on the shows.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #35 on: August 31, 2015, 03:31:39 PM »
i think they edited chris' bender too much. i didnt think he partied that hard.

both ashleys are super crazy. ashley s is just crazy and ashley i is boy crazy. cant wait to see ashley i melt down after she pours bone with someone.

He was pretty dang sober by the time he asked tenley out.  I think this was everyone's chance to turn on chris, who used to be an alpha on these things.  This franchise will turn on you.  Speaking of, Claire is really quiet

the virgin Ashley is no virgin

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #36 on: August 31, 2015, 03:33:40 PM »

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #38 on: August 31, 2015, 03:43:35 PM »
Ashley I trying to set up a fantasy suite date, really going all in on the crazy.

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« Reply #39 on: August 31, 2015, 04:00:38 PM »
i think they edited chris' bender too much. i didnt think he partied that hard.

both ashleys are super crazy. ashley s is just crazy and ashley i is boy crazy. cant wait to see ashley i melt down after she pours bone with someone.

the virgin Ashley is no virgin

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #40 on: August 05, 2019, 04:03:02 PM »
let's go BiP starts 2nite for all BiP fans out there in the audience going to be OFF THE CHAIN!


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« Reply #41 on: August 05, 2019, 04:06:02 PM »
i guess you can say, it's almost paradise time

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2019, 02:57:58 PM »
man, the look on Blake's face. 

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« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2019, 03:16:35 PM »
hilarious.  cannot wait for his date, think the russian gal is gonna kill him?

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2019, 03:17:46 PM »
just realized it's on again tonight!  :excited:

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« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2019, 03:22:41 PM »
yeah stone has been invited to a happening river market gathering watch party.  What are we going to drink?  claws of course

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2019, 03:24:36 PM »
how about blake's hair replacement surgery scars on the back of his scalp, i guess that's made him a huge commodity in paradise 


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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2019, 03:28:50 PM »
how about blake's hair replacement surgery scars on the back of his scalp, i guess that's made him a huge commodity in paradise 

Is that what that was?  I thought he'd had brain surgery.  @dobbie (sp?, ?)

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2019, 04:06:00 PM »
this is what i was looking at when he was talking w/ chris harrison upon arrival



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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2019, 04:24:24 PM »
well now I have something to focus on tonight besides demi being legit insane