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guys, sam sucks. hate her. shes making for some great tv tho.


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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2015, 09:22:19 AM »
great point Tonya, and great thread!

how did Sam go from the girl that you forgot was on the show during the Bachelor to mega villain on Bach in 'dise?  She got exposed pretty much the same way Joe did from charming southern gentleman to dumbfuck hayseed.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2015, 09:23:17 AM »
crap i clicked on this thread and then realized it said "Spoilers included" in the thread title, i'm 2 epi's behind.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2015, 09:27:09 AM »
She's not good-looking.  I get that the 1st 2 dudes went for her because she'd schemed w/them, but the most recent dude went for her just from eyeball'n her on his walk to the beach, and even that weird beard dude is gonna take a run at her soon.  I don't get it.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2015, 09:28:23 AM »
great point Tonya, and great thread!

how did Sam go from the girl that you forgot was on the show during the Bachelor to mega villain on Bach in 'dise?  She got exposed pretty much the same way Joe did from charming southern gentleman to dumbfuck hayseed.

idk! can you believe that joe wants to get back together with sam?! hes like trying to blackmail her into falling for him again and shes like "i still kinda like you." man, sam is such a great con artist. how many more guys do you think have been sexting with her before the show started? also, why is everyone so mad about it? like, its obviously not enough of a "rule" to get anyone kicked off the show so who cares? i think it makes the show way better.

how cute are carly and kirk? omg.  :love:

tanner is really using all the tv time he can get by sticking his nose in everyone elses crap when i think he should be paying more attention to jade.

and im also over the juelia thing. i cant stand her constant whining about how much of a jerk every guy is.

last thing- ashley i is the worst part about the show. she is sooo thirsty. did you see her trying to slide into joe's DMs when they both got broken up with? get over yourself and stop crying, ashley i, no one cares.
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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2015, 10:21:45 AM »
great points and observations!

for some reason I don't see Carly and Kirk working, she seems super clingy, but maybe he likes that. 

Ashley I is super weird, like probably weirder than Mesa Verde girl.  I think she in real life thinks she's Jasmine from Alladin, and see should probably be looking for street rats instead of Prince's if that's the case.

and i'm not really sure about trim's thoughts on Sam.  if you didn't know anything about her and just saw a picture of her, you'd think she's good looking.

surprised Claire didn't create more drama, probably time for her to hang it up, no one wants you I guess. 

Julia and Mikey will never work.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2015, 11:07:18 AM »

if you didn't know anything about her and just saw a picture of her, you'd think she's good looking.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2015, 03:47:30 PM »
The new guys always go for her due to her hand job on the first date policy.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2015, 04:02:59 PM »
The new guys always go for her due to her hand job on the first date policy.

How'd that dude who just showed up and saw them all sitting by a fire and said that she caught his eye know about the HJFDP?

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2015, 08:56:47 AM »
I was pretty distracted the other day, did Joe out Sam with any texts or anything?

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2015, 08:58:31 AM »
I was pretty distracted the other day, did Joe out Sam with any texts or anything?

no, he just threatened her to out her. she didnt seem phased at all.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2015, 09:44:00 AM »
ok i'm all caught up.

joe, what an idiot- i loved the birthday cake, champagne, and face smush from sam

i could care less about the texts from sam, i'm sure they exist but they do nothing to make joe look any better.  he's a clown.

tanner/jade, bone city

i think claire is hot

juelia and mikey, dorks

ashley i - typical insane virgin

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2015, 09:54:36 AM »
Sam's "everyone thinks you are a bad guy, maybe you are actually a bad guy so I am breaking up with you" line when she was the one who put him up to being a bad guy is pretty great.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2015, 10:25:12 AM »
this show would be shitty so far if not for sam. tanner/jade and carly/kirk need to be busted up. i wanna see jade get super angry.
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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2015, 10:40:44 AM »
I don't have time to prioritize this show, but I watch it when Gooch turns it on...

What is going on with Sam? She was sexting a bunch of different guys before the show? Or just Joe & that guy that she turned down for a date when he got there?

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2015, 10:46:08 AM »
she texted (not sexted), joe and nick before the show and basically said she wanted to meet them.  neither knew she was texting the other.
the whole thing is very contrived so the show has some drama.  really not a big deal.


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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2015, 10:53:59 AM »
she texted (not sexted), joe and nick before the show and basically said she wanted to meet them.  neither knew she was texting the other.
the whole thing is very contrived so the show has some drama.  really not a big deal.

So he was threatening to out her by telling everyone that she was texting them both?

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2015, 10:58:10 AM »
no, she sent a text that told joe to "to whatever it takes to get a rose until i get there"

so basically she told joe to make some schmuck fall for him until she got there and they could be happy.
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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2015, 11:06:16 AM »
no, she sent a text that told joe to "to whatever it takes to get a rose until i get there"

so basically she told joe to make some schmuck fall for him until she got there and they could be happy.

Oh, yeah I knew that. I just didn't know that was the "outing" he was going to do. Do they know ahead of time the order that they are going to show up?

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2015, 11:21:37 AM »
no, she sent a text that told joe to "to whatever it takes to get a rose until i get there"

so basically she told joe to make some schmuck fall for him until she got there and they could be happy.

Oh, yeah I knew that. I just didn't know that was the "outing" he was going to do. Do they know ahead of time the order that they are going to show up?

i doubt they know the order
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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2015, 11:30:35 AM »
she texted (not sexted), joe and nick before the show and basically said she wanted to meet them.  neither knew she was texting the other.
the whole thing is very contrived so the show has some drama.  really not a big deal.

So he was threatening to out her by telling everyone that she was texting them both?

She denied any texting or planning

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2015, 01:27:30 PM »
no, she sent a text that told joe to "to whatever it takes to get a rose until i get there"

so basically she told joe to make some schmuck fall for him until she got there and they could be happy.

Oh, yeah I knew that. I just didn't know that was the "outing" he was going to do. Do they know ahead of time the order that they are going to show up?

i doubt they know the order

the order isn't predefined.  the executive producers decide each time based upon the flow of the show.


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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2015, 01:35:49 PM »
no, she sent a text that told joe to "to whatever it takes to get a rose until i get there"

so basically she told joe to make some schmuck fall for him until she got there and they could be happy.

Oh, yeah I knew that. I just didn't know that was the "outing" he was going to do. Do they know ahead of time the order that they are going to show up?

i doubt they know the order

the order isn't predefined.  the executive producers decide each time based upon the flow of the show.

What!? So they made that Nick guy come right after the whole Joe screws over crying chick (Jueelia?)....So that there would be more drama? Are you saying they are CREATING the drama, it is not a natural organic result of the people there?????

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2015, 02:28:53 PM »
joe: "i really hope sam is there."
producer: "okay, get sam on a plane asap"
*sam shows up 8 hours later*
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Bachelor in Paradise thread for hardcore fans (Spoilers included!)
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2015, 02:29:40 PM »
I'd say it's a bit of both "mrs.gooch", if that's really what your name is


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