Tornado Season 2024

[Bloodfart]

What's the blaccuweather report?

[Gooch]

Pfffft like he is going to heaven.

[420seriouscat69]

Pfffft like he is going to heaven.

Oh, man. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

Stormnut, I'll be at work tomorrow. There's no basement  Where do I hide? Or am I just mumped? 

Don't worry about it. There are plenty of fillies in heaven.

 

They might all be married, though. I'm not sure about that one.

["storm"nut]

all jokes aside. this system is a bad ass mother.

[steve dave]

all jokes aside. this system is a bad ass mother.

where will get it the worst?

[CNS]

Sporting tickets and a 7:30pm match tomorrow. 

["storm"nut]

all jokes aside. this system is a bad ass mother.

where will get it the worst?

at first south of I-70 to the oklahoma-Texas border. Basically I 35 then in the evening and overnight Northeast Kansas and Missouri That is the worst Tornadoes are possible from North of Omaha all the way south to Dallas.

[steve dave]

hmmmm, I just lowered my homeowners deductible to $500 so I feel pretty good about this. 

[hemmy]

If you get minor hail damage you should just pocket the insurance money.

[EllToPay]

Tornadoes are possible from North of Omaha all the way south to Dallas.

good analysis, stormy.

[steve dave]

If you get minor hail damage you should just pocket the insurance money.

I don't like my stuff to be shitty

[hemmy]

If you get minor hail damage you should just pocket the insurance money.

I don't like my stuff to be shitty

Very rarely does hail damage actually "damage" the roof. Trust me, I worked as a roofer for a few summers in high school

[steve dave]

If you get minor hail damage you should just pocket the insurance money.

I don't like my stuff to be shitty

Very rarely does hail damage actually "damage" the roof. Trust me, I worked as a roofer for a few summers in high school

does it make it look shitty?  how long does a roof last anyway?  mine is, like, 6 years old. 

[CNS]

If you get minor hail damage you should just pocket the insurance money.

I don't like my stuff to be shitty

Very rarely does hail damage actually "damage" the roof. Trust me, I worked as a roofer for a few summers in high school

Pfft, yeah, that's why insurance companies shell out dough so easily....cause, that's what they do. 

[hemmy]

If you get minor hail damage you should just pocket the insurance money.

I don't like my stuff to be shitty

Very rarely does hail damage actually "damage" the roof. Trust me, I worked as a roofer for a few summers in high school

Pfft, yeah, that's why insurance companies shell out dough so easily....cause, that's what they do. 

Most of the insurance adjusters know jack crap about roofing. We replaced so many roofs that were in near prestine condition simply because the insurance company paid for it.

[Dr Rick Daris]

one of my vehicles just got some minor hail damage. 2,000 w/ 500 then going to the deductable. just going to keep the 1500 because you really kind of have to look close to see any of the small little dents. pete should've done this to pay for his tree stuff.

[WillieWatanabe]

If you get minor hail damage you should just pocket the insurance money.

I don't like my stuff to be shitty

Very rarely does hail damage actually "damage" the roof. Trust me, I worked as a roofer for a few summers in high school

does it make it look shitty?  how long does a roof last anyway?  mine is, like, 6 years old. 

when it comes time to reshingle the roof. Just move.

[pissclams]

so is the bad weather going to hit KC tonight, tomorrow, tomorrow night, WHEN?

["storm"nut]

so is the bad weather going to hit KC tonight, tomorrow, tomorrow night, WHEN?

yes

[Dugout DickStone]

so is the bad weather going to hit KC tonight, tomorrow, tomorrow night, WHEN?

yes

How will it affect my elite Royals throwdown this afternoon?   

[Saulbadguy]

eff you, stormnut.

[Dr Rick Daris]

http://www.weather.com/outlook/weather-news/news/articles/daily-torcon-forecast_2011-07-11


TOR:CON Value Descriptions
 
8:High probability of a tornado
6:Moderate possibility of a tornado
4:Low chance of a tornado nearby, but hail and/or strong wind gusts possible
2:Very low chance of a tornado, but hail and/or strong wind gusts possible
0:Near-zero chance of a tornado or a severe thunderstorm
 


Saturday April 14
IA southwest - 6 to 7
IA northwest - 5
IA central, northeast night - 4 to 5
KS central, northeast - 8
KS southeast night - 6
MN southwest - 4
MN south, east-central night - 5
MO northwest night - 6
NE central, northeast - 5
NE southeast - 7
OK west, north-central (except panhandle) - 7
OK central, northeast night - 7
SD southeast - 4
TX northwest near Wichita Falls - 6
TX central night, west of I-35  - 4
WI west-central night - 5
Other areas - less than 2

["storm"nut]

Just for you Steve Dave

http://www.spc.noaa.gov/products/outlook/archive/2012/day2otlk_20120413_1730.html

Welcome to your mumped ville. Population Omaha, NE

[steve dave]

anyone want to go to vegas or nyc or something this weekend?