Winters and I were playing UNO on XBox live last week, and some random girl from Louisiana chimes in about LSU, even though she obviously doesn't really care about sports.
Girl - LSU has better athletes than Kansas State
Winters - Oh yeah? Guess where Daniel Sams is going? *silence* That's right, Kansas State.
*crickets*
later on that night -
Saul - Guess what city would be safe if a hurricane combined with the oil spill and created a oil hurricane, which then caught on fire and destroyed Louisiana?
*silence*
Winters and Saul to distraught girl from Louisiana - That's right. Manhattan, Kansas.