Pauley and Petoonia PETA, I am sorry. Yesterday evening I binged on watermelon. The watermelon won. At 3 am I staggered into the bathroom, and there was brown reclusive spider taking a late night swim and drink at the old water hole. I am sorry. I did not get a stick and fish out this critter, put it in a padded spider crate, take it out in the yard, and let it lose into the wilds. Noooooo, i did horrible things to it. Sick. Demented. Then when it was still fighting for its life, I flushed to send it to its death in the bowels of my septic tank. I hope there aren't ghost spiders. I hope you don't believe it was your reincarnated grandpa. Should I be remorseful?