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Re: Revenge
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2015, 05:49:20 PM »
What is the nature of the offense against you?
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« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2015, 05:50:08 PM »
should it matter #burnitdown

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2015, 06:18:35 PM »
Is your Canadian friend in 7th or 8th grade?


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Re: Revenge
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2015, 06:22:02 PM »
Obviously, you should have sex with his wife.

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2015, 11:20:48 AM »
 :sdeek:  Remind me not to piss some of you off 
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Re: Revenge
« Reply #30 on: August 14, 2015, 11:22:32 AM »
Obviously, you should have sex with his wife.
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Re: Revenge
« Reply #31 on: August 14, 2015, 11:33:08 AM »
Would you be able to get access to a car or home in which to dump about 15,000 live ladybugs? 

http://www.amazon.com/1500-Live-Ladybugs-Guaranteed-Delivery/dp/B00533KOIC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1439569830&sr=8-1&keywords=live+bugs

Another one I'm fond of is getting a bunch of doe urine and stink bait from Bass Pro and dumping it down into the air intakes near the windshield/dash of the car. 

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #32 on: August 14, 2015, 11:51:03 AM »
You could also get a mannequin or make one.. prolly ideas on Pinterest and dress it up in a shirt and pants just like a set he owns and get a wig that looks as close to his hair as possible and then paint up the face too look like his and then get a knife and jam it into its chest and hang it from a tree in his front yard in the middle of the night and ring the doorbell and run.
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Re: Revenge
« Reply #33 on: August 14, 2015, 11:53:10 AM »
Oh and if you have some friends with a pickup and some rubber gloves or hazmat suits you could cruise around and pick up as many road kill deer, squirrels, and whatever else you can find and put them all over his yard or front porch.
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Re: Revenge
« Reply #34 on: August 14, 2015, 11:57:52 AM »
you could wait until he dies of natural causes and then posthumously baptize him into a religion he does not believe in

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #35 on: August 14, 2015, 12:01:59 PM »
does this person know they pissed you off?
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Re: Revenge
« Reply #37 on: August 14, 2015, 12:24:38 PM »
If deez nutz can forgive and forget with stolen hay surely you can do the same
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Re: Revenge
« Reply #38 on: August 14, 2015, 12:54:37 PM »
you could wait until he dies of natural causes and then posthumously baptize him into a religion he does not believe in
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Re: Revenge
« Reply #39 on: August 14, 2015, 01:29:30 PM »
Remove the valve cores from his tires if you have access to his car.  It's hugely inconvenient.

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Re: Revenge
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Re: Revenge
« Reply #41 on: August 14, 2015, 02:28:38 PM »
"That's what you get when you let some dude from Los Angles/Texas with the alias Mookfu raw dog it.  Willesgirl can back me up here.  There's a lesson in this.  You only get HIV once; make it count." - Mr. Bread

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #42 on: August 14, 2015, 08:09:07 PM »
What's the story with a choke out that seems to come up every so often. I never got the reference.

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2015, 09:24:40 PM »
What's the story with a choke out that seems to come up every so often. I never got the reference.

http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/1987-11-29/sports/8702080717_1_los-angeles-jones-foot

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2015, 10:24:15 PM »
No. I get the picture. I meant the Trim choke out references.

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #45 on: August 14, 2015, 10:26:35 PM »
he knows what you mean

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #46 on: August 14, 2015, 10:34:48 PM »
I know.

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #47 on: August 14, 2015, 10:36:11 PM »
lol @ u

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« Reply #48 on: August 14, 2015, 10:36:50 PM »

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Re: Revenge
« Reply #49 on: August 14, 2015, 10:37:08 PM »
 :D