So, the original story isn't too far off the mark, but I'll go ahead and post a more comprehensive (and sober) version of the story:
Around 2:15 AM, the three of us were walking out of Hunam Express with some General Tso's chicken when we noticed that people were going in and out of the PI office. We thought we should investigate. We walked up to the glass windows of PI and noticed around 3 or 4 people standing in the lobby, none of whom were D. Scott or Fitz. The victim proceeded to knock on the glass doors and and yell, "Where's D. Scott?!" One of the people in the lobby turned and started yelling down the hallway where the offices are located, but we were unable to hear what was being said. Then I noticed a bear of a man (power-bottom) Fitz come from the back of the shop. He walked up to the lobby group, talked to them for about 30 seconds, then started walking toward the exit. Fitz walked out of the front doors, went directly for the victim, put his wide-spread hands around the base of his (vitcim's) neck, shook him, and grunted, "YOU THINK YOU'RE REAL MACHO, HUH?!" He held the victim for about 5-7 seconds and repeated the macho comment around two or three times. Fitz then gave a couple high fives to Tubby's employees who were hanging around, and then went back into the PI office. Once he got into the PI office, he gave at least 3 high fives to each of the witnesses in the PI lobby (the group had grown to about 8 people at this point, including D. Scott). Shortly after, our ride arrived and we escaped before Fitz could come back out and deliver his finisher.
That's it. Fitz
