Fitz chokes student in Aggieville

[lifeoffitzjr]

So, we were standing outside of the world headquarters of Powercat Illustrated tonight  and Fitz went on a RAGE.  My friend asked where D. Scott Fritchen was and then appeared.....the one and only Tim Fitzgerald.  He decided to grab my friend around his neck and semi-violently shake him. He went on to say, " You think you are real macho, don't ya?" Then he went back inside the GPO and acted it out in front of all of his cronies.  If you ask me, Fitz is the macho guy.  He drove Patty out of this town single-handedly. I thought it was quite professional of him to be out boozing and hitting on college-aged chicks until two in the morning (again) while his wife was at home, sleeping, waiting for him to come home and inflict a massive depression on the other side of the mattress. FITZ FTW!!!


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[emaw86]

FITZ

[Pexikan]

So Fatass put his hands on your friend and you didn't intervene with punch to his face? Some friend you are.

[Pete]

 

Need a recap later today after your first coffee/diet coke. TIA.

[KITNfury]

So Fatass put his hands on your friend and you didn't intervene with punch to his face? Some friend you are.

Kinda agree.

One puts hands on neck asks for fist to nose

-Confucious

[Scary Smart]

So, we were standing outside of the world headquarters of Powercat Illustrated tonight  and Fitz went on a RAGE.  My friend asked where D. Scott Fritchen was and then appeared.....the one and only Tim Fitzgerald.  He decided to grab my friend around his neck and semi-violently shake him. He went on to say, " You think you are real macho, don't ya?" Then he went back inside the GPO and acted it out in front of all of his cronies.  If you ask me, Fitz is the macho guy.  He drove Patty out of this town single-handedly. I thought it was quite professional of him to be out boozing and hitting on college-aged chicks until two in the morning (again) while his wife was at home, sleeping, waiting for him to come home and inflict a massive depression on the other side of the mattress. FITZ FTW!!!


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Post of the week IMO. Fitz is a slob of a man, a real garbage human being.

['taterblast]

  My friend asked where D. Scott Fritchen was

dancing his ass off in tubby's, that's where

[Sugar Dick]

So, we were standing outside of the world headquarters of Powercat Illustrated tonight  and Fitz went on a RAGE.  My friend asked where D. Scott Fritchen was and then appeared.....the one and only Tim Fitzgerald.  He decided to grab my friend around his neck and semi-violently shake him. He went on to say, " You think you are real macho, don't ya?" Then he went back inside the GPO and acted it out in front of all of his cronies.  If you ask me, Fitz is the macho guy.  He drove Patty out of this town single-handedly. I thought it was quite professional of him to be out boozing and hitting on college-aged chicks until two in the morning (again) while his wife was at home, sleeping, waiting for him to come home and inflict a massive depression on the other side of the mattress. FITZ FTW!!!


CAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS

So they go out and get boozed up, THEN go back to work?  Weird

[Stupid Fitz]

So, we were standing outside of the world headquarters of Powercat Illustrated tonight  and Fitz went on a RAGE.  My friend asked where D. Scott Fritchen was and then appeared.....the one and only Tim Fitzgerald.  He decided to grab my friend around his neck and semi-violently shake him. He went on to say, " You think you are real macho, don't ya?" Then he went back inside the GPO and acted it out in front of all of his cronies.  If you ask me, Fitz is the macho guy.  He drove Patty out of this town single-handedly. I thought it was quite professional of him to be out boozing and hitting on college-aged chicks until two in the morning (again) while his wife was at home, sleeping, waiting for him to come home and inflict a massive depression on the other side of the mattress. FITZ FTW!!!


CAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS

So they go out and get boozed up, THEN go back to work?  Weird

yes. I tended at Scoreboard for 3 years. Fatass would come in off and on throughout the night to get a beer and ogle, then go back and write crapty articles. D. Scott would come in and just bother everyone. He was also a "make it a good one" guy. 

[steve dave]

He was also a "make it a good one" guy. 

I hate that guy.

[Saulbadguy]

Harassing FITZ is a major subculture of this board that simply amazes me, and makes me proud to be a goEMAWER.

[Dr Rick Daris]

He was also a "make it a good one" guy. 

I hate that guy.

whenever someone would be like that or would send back a drink because it was too weak, i would just dump it out and then throw in a few ice cubes and  fill it up to the top with nothing but the liquor they wanted and then just the smallest splash of the filler. then they'd be mad because their drink was too strong, but there's nothing they could really do about it because they had already complained that it was too weak. i did have a couple people come back mad but i was just like "jfc, what do you want from me guy? first it was too weak and now it's too strong? you can't be serious here."

[Saulbadguy]

I'm good w/ all that, wouldn't send a drink back but get enraged if they leave off the garnish on my bloody mary

[CatsNShocks]

Fitz and Aggieville...a match made in heaven.
 

[Stupid Fitz]

He was also a "make it a good one" guy. 

I hate that guy.

yep. He would also tell the waitress to make sure I knew the drink was "for him". I usually just stuck my finger in it.

Completely agree with Daris. If I was really pissy when someone sent a drink back because it was not strong enough, I would top it off with 151 no matter what type of drink it was. My favorite was when a dumbass would come back after and thank me.

[pissclams]

He was also a "make it a good one" guy. 

I hate that guy.

yep. He would also tell the waitress to make sure I knew the drink was "for him". I usually just stuck my finger in it.

Completely agree with Daris. If I was really pissy when someone sent a drink back because it was not strong enough, I would top it off with 151 no matter what type of drink it was. My favorite was when a dumbass would come back after and thank me.

i would do the same thing @ 12th St
151 was the answer to any dumbass who's drink wasn't strong enough.

[steve dave]

He was also a "make it a good one" guy. 

I hate that guy.

yep. He would also tell the waitress to make sure I knew the drink was "for him". I usually just stuck my finger in it.

Completely agree with Daris. If I was really pissy when someone sent a drink back because it was not strong enough, I would top it off with 151 no matter what type of drink it was. My favorite was when a dumbass would come back after and thank me.

Yeah, I would just tell them to go eff themselves

[steve dave]

Also, I had a strict "I will onlymake you drinks that have the ingredients in the name" policy.  You come at me and say "Cape Cod" you get passed over until you say "Vodka Cranberry". 

[Pete]

Someone needs to go rack-out lifeoffitzjr and EMAW86 and get this story ironed out, ASAP.  

[Pete]

Also, I had a strict "I will onlymake you drinks that have the ingredients in the name" policy.  You come at me and say "Cape Cod" you get passed over until you say "Vodka Cranberry". 

That can't apply to all drinks can it?  I mean, that's an obvious rule for the simple two ingredient drinks  (I will fight you if you order a Cuba-Libre in front of me).

But, you can't possibly expect me to not order a "Whiskey Old Fashioned" in that manner, can you?  "White Russian ("Caucasian")?"  DARK AND STORMY? 

[steve dave]

Also, I had a strict "I will onlymake you drinks that have the ingredients in the name" policy.  You come at me and say "Cape Cod" you get passed over until you say "Vodka Cranberry". 

That can't apply to all drinks can it?  I mean, that's an obvious rule for the simple two ingredient drinks  (I will fight you if you order a Cuba-Libre in front of me).

But, you can't possibly expect me to not order a "Whiskey Old Fashioned" in that manner, can you?  "White Russian ("Caucasian")?"  DARK AND STORMY? 

Yeah, this is a college bar we are talking about here.  Zero D&S's ordered in the history of the place.  I guess I did make a few white russians but I had to go back to the kitchen to get milk and was kinda pissed about it.

[bubbles4ksu]

Need a recap later today after your first coffee/diet coke. TIA.

This guy only drinks Diet Pepsi. And he will have had 3 by the time he gets to a computer.

[Pete]

Need a recap later today after your first coffee/diet coke. TIA.

This guy only drinks Diet Pepsi. And he will have had 3 by the time he gets to a computer.

Call him, and find out if he has more to add to this.   

[yoga-like_abana]

Once in a lifetime opportunity dood, should've kicked his ass.

[bubbles4ksu]

Interesting tidbit.

The kid who had Fitz's paws on his chest/neck area is a roommate of Soft Taco Wallace of ksufans fame.