Thread for Michigancat and Friends to Put Mommyblogs in the Boston Crab

[star seed 7]

must be a kid thing

[Emo EMAW]

Teachers are really the worst.  If I didn't see so many elementary ed majors in college puking and crawling around on the floor drunk on a Tuesday night I would probably have more respect for them.  A good portion just went to college to get their Mrs degrees.  The ones that failed to do that post that stupid teacher/martyr stuff on FB.  The others don't give a crap.  And then of course there is the minority that really are good people/teachers with the childrens' best interests in mind, and those usually focus on what they can control, which is doing right by their kids, not annoying the eff out of their FB feed.

[wELLsculptedbrows]

You are a turd.

[slobber]

You are a turd.

OH MAN!!! My precious baby had a turd today. I didn't think she was going to be able to push it out. I think she was constipated for the past 3 days and I was going to give her an enema, but I just locked her in the bathroom and encouraged her to relax. It is such hard work being a mom. I don't know how some of the other moms do it, but I just do the best I can and if that isn't good enough, then I am sorry. But the big turd was accomplished. I'd post a picture, but I am trying to keep this blog PG rated!

[Emo EMAW]

Thanks for the support dobbs. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

Teachers are really the worst.  If I didn't see so many elementary ed majors in college puking and crawling around on the floor drunk on a Tuesday night I would probably have more respect for them.  A good portion just went to college to get their Mrs degrees.  The ones that failed to do that post that stupid teacher/martyr stuff on FB.  The others don't give a crap.  And then of course there is the minority that really are good people/teachers with the childrens' best interests in mind, and those usually focus on what they can control, which is doing right by their kids, not annoying the eff out of their FB feed.

I don't see what getting drunk in college has to do with whether or not they care about the kids they teach.

[Emo EMAW]

Teachers are really the worst.  If I didn't see so many elementary ed majors in college puking and crawling around on the floor drunk on a Tuesday night I would probably have more respect for them.  A good portion just went to college to get their Mrs degrees.  The ones that failed to do that post that stupid teacher/martyr stuff on FB.  The others don't give a crap.  And then of course there is the minority that really are good people/teachers with the childrens' best interests in mind, and those usually focus on what they can control, which is doing right by their kids, not annoying the eff out of their FB feed.

I don't see what getting drunk in college has to do with whether or not they care about the kids they teach.

More of a correlation than a mutually exclusive thing.

[SkinnyBenny]

Teachers are really the worst.  If I didn't see so many elementary ed majors in college puking and crawling around on the floor drunk on a Tuesday night I would probably have more respect for them.  A good portion just went to college to get their Mrs degrees.  The ones that failed to do that post that stupid teacher/martyr stuff on FB.  The others don't give a crap.  And then of course there is the minority that really are good people/teachers with the childrens' best interests in mind, and those usually focus on what they can control, which is doing right by their kids, not annoying the eff out of their FB feed.

I don't see what getting drunk in college has to do with whether or not they care about the kids they teach.

the drinking/passing out in college part is true of literally every major in the history of colleges, fyi

[wetwillie]

Teachers are really the worst.  If I didn't see so many elementary ed majors in college puking and crawling around on the floor drunk on a Tuesday night I would probably have more respect for them.  A good portion just went to college to get their Mrs degrees.  The ones that failed to do that post that stupid teacher/martyr stuff on FB.  The others don't give a crap.  And then of course there is the minority that really are good people/teachers with the childrens' best interests in mind, and those usually focus on what they can control, which is doing right by their kids, not annoying the eff out of their FB feed.

I don't see what getting drunk in college has to do with whether or not they care about the kids they teach.

the drinking/passing out in college part is true of literally every major in the history of colleges, fyi

It might be the weirdest thing he has said on this blog and that is pretty amazing.

[Dr Rick Daris]

I can only think of a couple bad teachers that I had as a kid and none that my kids have had.

[Dugout DickStone]

I can only think of a couple bad teachers that I had as a kid and none that my kids have had.

That's because teaching is a pud job that's easy to do well

[star seed 7]

Also he lives in mhk

[Emo EMAW]

Teachers are really the worst.  If I didn't see so many elementary ed majors in college puking and crawling around on the floor drunk on a Tuesday night I would probably have more respect for them.  A good portion just went to college to get their Mrs degrees.  The ones that failed to do that post that stupid teacher/martyr stuff on FB.  The others don't give a crap.  And then of course there is the minority that really are good people/teachers with the childrens' best interests in mind, and those usually focus on what they can control, which is doing right by their kids, not annoying the eff out of their FB feed.

I don't see what getting drunk in college has to do with whether or not they care about the kids they teach.

the drinking/passing out in college part is true of literally every major in the history of colleges, fyi

It's the magnitude and the frequency that is distinguishing in this instance.

[SkinnyBenny]

I was tucking her into bed as I do every night, turning off her reading light and kissing her sweet cheeks. She looked up at me with her big blue eyes and said quietly, “Mom, do you think I’m fat?”

http://kansascity.citymomsblog.com/mom-think-fat-handling-hard-questions/?utm_campaign=coschedule&utm_source=facebook_page&utm_medium=Kansas%20City%20Moms%20Blog&utm_content=%22Mom,%20Do%20You%20Think%20I'm%20Fat%3F%22%20%7C%20Handling%20Hard%20Questions%20as%20the%20Mom%20of%20a%20Girl

[star seed 7]

About Kristin R.
Kristin is a recent Lee’s Summit suburb transplant, after living in the Brookside and Plaza areas for over eight years. Raising two young boys with her husband, Jake, has helped her to embrace the messy, wild side of life where love is expressed in bear hugs and body slams. Professionally, she can be found teaching classes as an adjunct professor in the areas of Business, Marketing and PR. She is able to provide her students with applicable, real-life knowledge as she draws from several years working in the corporate sector. “Free time” (ha!, what's that again?) is spent on an occasional date night to favorite local restaurants, reading blogs on everything from home design to politics, riding her sweet beach cruiser bike and thinking of ways to convince her husband to do yet another home improvement project.

[mocat]

Cross post: what's a beach cruiser bike?

[star seed 7]

Like a bike with a banana seat type and basket in front. That's what I imagine

[mocat]

Oh bicycle not motorcycle

[bucket]

Cross post: what's a beach cruiser bike?

Only has one gear. Most of them don't have baskets 

[Tobias]

it's a pinterest bike, mocat

[SkinnyBenny]

About Kristin R.
Kristin is a recent Lee’s Summit suburb transplant, after living in the Brookside and Plaza areas for over eight years. Raising two young boys with her husband, Jake, has helped her to embrace the messy, wild side of life where love is expressed in bear hugs and body slams. Professionally, she can be found teaching classes as an adjunct professor in the areas of Business, Marketing and PR. She is able to provide her students with applicable, real-life knowledge as she draws from several years working in the corporate sector. “Free time” (ha!, what's that again?) is spent on an occasional date night to favorite local restaurants, reading blogs on everything from home design to politics, riding her sweet beach cruiser bike and thinking of ways to convince her husband to do yet another home improvement project.

I hate this kind of joke so very much.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Oh bicycle not motorcycle

Yes, bicycle.

[Dr Rick Daris]

About Kristin R.
Kristin is a recent Lee’s Summit suburb transplant, after living in the Brookside and Plaza areas for over eight years. Raising two young boys with her husband, Jake, has helped her to embrace the messy, wild side of life where love is expressed in bear hugs and body slams. Professionally, she can be found teaching classes as an adjunct professor in the areas of Business, Marketing and PR. She is able to provide her students with applicable, real-life knowledge as she draws from several years working in the corporate sector. “Free time” (ha!, what's that again?) is spent on an occasional date night to favorite local restaurants, reading blogs on everything from home design to politics, riding her sweet beach cruiser bike and thinking of ways to convince her husband to do yet another home improvement project.

I hate this kind of joke so very much.

other things to roll your eyes at...

messy, wild side of life! (MY life is SO crazy ya'll)
favorite LOCAL restaurants! (no chains for this hip/give back to the community family!)
several years of working in the corporate sector! (my jobs were IMPORTANT! CORPORATE SECTOR!)
sweet beach cruiser bike! (couldn't just say she liked riding her bike)
another home improvement project! (we're constantly doing things!)

[Emo EMAW]

rd is very good at this ^^

[TCUHornedFrog]

About Kristin R.
Kristin is a recent Lee’s Summit suburb transplant, after living in the Brookside and Plaza areas for over eight years. Raising two young boys with her husband, Jake, has helped her to embrace the messy, wild side of life where love is expressed in bear hugs and body slams. Professionally, she can be found teaching classes as an adjunct professor in the areas of Business, Marketing and PR. She is able to provide her students with applicable, real-life knowledge as she draws from several years working in the corporate sector. “Free time” (ha!, what's that again?) is spent on an occasional date night to favorite local restaurants, reading blogs on everything from home design to politics, riding her sweet beach cruiser bike and thinking of ways to convince her husband to do yet another home improvement project.

This is a terrible bio.  I bet this lady is exceptionally annoying.