Hope he isn't living out his worse nightmare - after a night of hard partying celebrating recent supreme court decisions, he finds himself lying next to an old transgender female who thanks him for the near gay experience. Being a civilized conservative, he strikes up a conversation as she puts on her man clothes. She/he says she supports republican positions, but voted for Clinton and Obama because the stars like them. A month later his flingee calls and says she/he is pregnant and is going to get an abortion because she has Obamacare. I am not sure about other possible details, but I would bet the kid lives and is converted to a transrepublican conservative.