Giant amazing life changing Amazon sale?

[Dub]

Do you keep it in the garage?
Do you keep it in the kitchen?
Do you keep it on you most of the time?

[puniraptor]

Do you keep it in the garage?
Do you keep it in the kitchen?
Do you keep it on you most of the time?

yes probably
no
no

[Trogdor]

Does Brock win?

[Brock Landers]

Is it a voltimeter?

yes

 

[Unruly]

To be fair tho, everything is a dildo, if you're brave enough.

[Spracne]

Is it a Digital Multimeter (DMM)?

[puniraptor]

Does Brock win?

no in the sense that he did not make a guess and in the sense that it is more than that

To be fair tho, everything is a dildo, if you're brave enough.

i guess youre right

Is it a Digital Multimeter (DMM)?

yes

[Spracne]

Is it more than a DMM?

[puniraptor]

Is it more than a DMM?

no

[Spracne]

[Mrs. Gooch]

Is it a voltimeter?

yes

I think that would hurt if you hit your hand with it. 

[puniraptor]

Is it a voltimeter?

yes

I think that would hurt if you hit your hand with it. 

this is the part i was most excited for (user complaints!)

[puniraptor]

it weights 2.8 oz and is made of plastic. it will not hurt your hand under normal usage.

[Mrs. Gooch]

it weights 2.8 oz and is made of plastic. it will not hurt your hand under normal usage.

I didn't say normal usage, I said...

If you hit your hand with it, would it hurt?

[puniraptor]

it weights 2.8 oz and is made of plastic. it will not hurt your hand under normal usage.

I didn't say normal usage, I said...

If you hit your hand with it, would it hurt?

maybe if you specified some impact velocity. it has no more pain potential than a hand hitting your hand. i made my ruling based on accepted pain value-adding principles

[Mrs. Gooch]

it weights 2.8 oz and is made of plastic. it will not hurt your hand under normal usage.

I didn't say normal usage, I said...

If you hit your hand with it, would it hurt?

maybe if you specified some impact velocity. it has no more pain potential than a hand hitting your hand. i made my ruling based on accepted pain value-adding principles

Bring this "voltimeter" to the next Fatty Fest and I will hit your hand with it and you can tell me if it hurts.

Is it really a voltimeter?
Or is it a voltmeter?

[Trogdor]

Is this game over?

[Mrs. Gooch]

Is this game over?

No, not yet. He needs to answer my questions.

[puniraptor]

it weights 2.8 oz and is made of plastic. it will not hurt your hand under normal usage.

I didn't say normal usage, I said...

If you hit your hand with it, would it hurt?

maybe if you specified some impact velocity. it has no more pain potential than a hand hitting your hand. i made my ruling based on accepted pain value-adding principles

Bring this "voltimeter" to the next Fatty Fest and I will hit your hand with it and you can tell me if it hurts.

Is it really a voltimeter?
Or is it a voltmeter?

i assumed voltimeter to be an honest  misspelling of voltmeter and it is a volt meter but it is also multiple things

i will probably have lost or broken in by next fatty fest

[puniraptor]

It's a subjective question anyway. What if I have nerve damage and no feeling in my hands?

[puniraptor]

Pain value-added potential is the only sensible way to address the question.

[AppleJack]

I feel like I played the game the best and should be awarded the most points. Kinda like that kid in Life is Beautiful.

[Dub]

This probably kept my interest longer than the Amazon sale tomorrow.

[Asteriskhead]

i hate you.

[cfbandyman]

Is it yellow?
Is it a fluke?