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What is your favorite piece of the Gardetto's snack bag (original only)?

Pretzel stick
1 (2.7%)
Mini pretzel
3 (8.1%)
Rye chip
28 (75.7%)
Mini bread stick thingy
4 (10.8%)
Wavy bread stick thingy
1 (2.7%)
Sesame stub (RIP)
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 36

Voting closed: June 19, 2015, 09:41:11 AM

Author Topic: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition  (Read 6041 times)

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Offline The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep

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Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« on: June 12, 2015, 09:41:11 AM »
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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2015, 09:48:25 AM »
mini pretzel. The rye chip is way to hard.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2015, 09:48:46 AM »
that's what she said

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2015, 09:55:57 AM »
Who are these freaks that are voting for the rye chip?

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2015, 09:56:52 AM »
My vote was mini bread stick thingy but the wavy bread stick thingies are good too.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2015, 09:57:05 AM »
the gooches both have sidewalk chalk teeth or what?

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2015, 09:57:47 AM »
the gooches both have sidewalk chalk teeth or what?

The rye chips just don't taste good for people who have refined taste buds.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2015, 10:00:06 AM »
please pass the Brie and Mini Bread Stick Thingy as I act like a sophisticated adult :lol:

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2015, 10:00:30 AM »
I voted really hard on the rye chip :lick:

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2015, 10:00:49 AM »
the gooches both have sidewalk chalk teeth or what?

The rye chips just don't taste good for people who have refined taste buds.

you mean like rough ridin' everyone else?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2015, 10:27:16 AM »
rye chips are the only reason I gardettos. If i wanted the other crap Id buy it separately
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2015, 10:31:36 AM »
did you know you can buy an entire bag of just rye chips?  that's how much they are loved!  guess i'll wait for the simpleton breadsticks to come in a bag of their own.  :cactus:

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2015, 10:34:24 AM »
Rye chip.

I didn't think the minibreadsticks were even food. I thought they were dessicants to keep the rest of it from getting stale

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2015, 10:36:45 AM »
did you know you can buy an entire bag of just rye chips?  that's how much they are loved!  guess i'll wait for the simpleton breadsticks to come in a bag of their own.  :cactus:

almost too much of a good thing. i feel like a bag of gardetto's that contains all of the other pud items just makes me WANT and SAVOR the rye that much more.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2015, 10:38:39 AM »
i couldn't even count the number of bags of Gardetto's I've thrown away after I ate all the rye chips

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2015, 10:46:23 AM »
rye chips are the only reason I gardettos. If i wanted the other crap Id buy it separately

yep

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2015, 10:48:51 AM »
so basically this is smart people and then the gooch's who are tasteless mouth breathers and a few other browns who are too afraid to admit they have no taste? shocker.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2015, 10:50:57 AM »
Wishing all of my Rye Chip brothers and sisters a great weekend.
When one person, for whatever reason, has a chance to lead an exceptional life, he has no right to keep it to himself.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2015, 10:52:25 AM »
same to you Apple Jack!

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2015, 10:58:27 AM »
Wishing all of my Rye Chip brothers and sisters a great weekend.

Are you wishing the pud G-detto eaters to have a bad weekend?
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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2015, 11:09:37 AM »
Wishing all of my Rye Chip brothers and sisters a great weekend.

Are you wishing the pud G-detto eaters to have a bad weekend?

I refuse to acknowledge them.
When one person, for whatever reason, has a chance to lead an exceptional life, he has no right to keep it to himself.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2015, 11:14:53 AM »
you wierdos know you can skip the pretense right?


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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2015, 11:17:30 AM »
you wierdos know you can skip the pretense right?



Which flavor is best?

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2015, 11:19:40 AM »
you wierdos know you can skip the pretense right?



Which flavor is best?

the answer is always original.

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Re: Return of the sMACK: Gardetto's Edition
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2015, 11:21:35 AM »
you wierdos know you can skip the pretense right?



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