T's and P's for our little brother (Beems, Spracne, etc) down the Kaw

[MadCat]

is it always a bad thing if you don't return your stars from garbage teams?  sounds like beatty is killing off the polar bears and sending that iceberg straight for our cruise ship

A+ post right there.

Throw in the cigars thread and we have ourselves a theme. 

[Katpappy]

quote:
LAWRENCE (KS)  University of Kansas football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.  Head Coach David Beaty immediately suspended practice and called for the police and federal investigators.  After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE.  Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.  All is back to normal in Lawrence.
 

[scottwildcat]

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[WildcatNation]

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[slobber]

That is a great one Katdaddy!


Gonna win 'em all!

[Yard Dog]

Im starting to think old Beatty should go around to prisons where guys who were good at football once and just made some bad decisions had some eligibility left and offered them a chance to walk on. 

[Spracne]

quote:
LAWRENCE (KS)  University of Kansas football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.  Head Coach David Beaty immediately suspended practice and called for the police and federal investigators.  After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE.  Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.  All is back to normal in Lawrence.
 

Incredible, if true. Man, our guys are such doofuses.

[Katpappy]

quote:
LAWRENCE (KS)  University of Kansas football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.  Head Coach David Beaty immediately suspended practice and called for the police and federal investigators.  After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE.  Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.  All is back to normal in Lawrence.
 

Incredible, if true. Man, our guys are such doofuses.

It's just an old joke retold just for laughs..

[Spracne]

quote:
LAWRENCE (KS)  University of Kansas football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.  Head Coach David Beaty immediately suspended practice and called for the police and federal investigators.  After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the GOAL LINE.  Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.  All is back to normal in Lawrence.
 

Incredible, if true. Man, our guys are such doofuses.

It's just an old joke retold just for laughs..

You scoundrel! Hehe

[slobber]

I like the one about pizza delivery guy. I can't remember, but it has to do with staying off the grass or something. Maybe a field goal or something. I am at a loss.


Gonna win 'em all!