nose bleeds

[Kat Kid]

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

if you end up seeing a specialist, ask him if he/she wants to be on a trivia team with me and some friends. weve missed a question or two before that he/she should know.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

related question: if officer daris pulled you over and then leaned in to tell you whatever bullcrap reason he pulled you over was and then got some blood from his disgusting bloody nose all over your car would you sue?

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

i would lawyer up and take every penny from the mhk police department if officer dumbass bled on the 5 series' tan interior

[dr00d]

drink hard liquor and thin your blood out.

[Rage Against the McKee]

drink hard liquor and thin your blood out.

That would make it worse.

[8manpick]

my right nose started bleeding on the way to work this morning and won't quit. i've never before had this happen because i'm a relatively normal person. am i dying? what do i do? it won't stop. i figure a bunch of you are weirdos and probably have this happen monthly but i don't and am not equipped to handle it. advice?

Based on when your nose started bleeding, you most likely insufflated drugs on Tuesday night.  It will probably be fine from this afternoon until about 36 hours after the next time you partake.

[ksupamplemousse]

I have this exact model. His name is Elliot. Elliot the elephant.

[Institutional Control]

I know a person who woke with a nose bleed out of the blue.  Didn't go the doctor. It ended up being cancer. He died.

You're probably fine though.

[DQ12]

i would lawyer up and take every penny from the mhk police department if officer dumbass bled on the 5 series' tan interior

Yeah.  Plus there's no telling what kind of communicable diseases RD has.  I mean, his nose is inexplicably bleeding after all.

[Gooch]

stop doing coke.

This is terrible advice.

[slobber]

you should probably see an ennt specialist

[slobber]

I used to get nose bleeds frequently. I think I passed it on to my kids, as they get them, too. Toddlerdobber is already able to get out of bed and make it to the bathroom and not drop any blood on the carpet along the way. I guess it might be the one bad gene I have.

My suggestion (what the doctor told me when I was young) is to put polysporin on a Q-tip and rub it around the inside of your nose before you go to bed. The Doc told me that my blood vessels were too close to the surface in my nose and dry environment and sneezing from hay fever (2nd bad gene?) were causing the blood vessels to get brittle and then break. The polysporin will help the blood vessels stay soft and also help the inside of your nose stay moist.

Side note- I was really expecting this thread to be about ljmhawk.