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Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« on: April 21, 2010, 03:19:09 PM »
Halp

 :confused:

also, quick tradition question: do i have to do that back-and-forth humping thing while clapping whenever i'm taking a dump? do i have to do it while taking a test with the wabash playing on a boombox? do i have to wabash when i climax anywhere within the manhattan metro area?

thanks for your help


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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2010, 03:20:07 PM »
Halp

 :confused:

also, quick tradition question: do i have to do that back-and-forth humping thing while clapping whenever i'm taking a dump? do i have to do it while taking a test with the wabash playing on a boombox? do i have to wabash when i climax anywhere within the manhattan metro area?

thanks for your help

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2010, 03:20:21 PM »
Truly awful post. One of your worst.

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2010, 03:20:59 PM »
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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2010, 03:22:02 PM »
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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2010, 03:23:11 PM »
We study the components of wheat, so we can make fun of you for not knowing what it is since you're not an Ag. school.

Seriously, how can you wave something if you don't know what it is!?!?! You guys are all idiots!! Go to an Ag. school!

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2010, 03:35:51 PM »
Tallgrass prairie.  While residing in Manhattan, you must love yourself some tallgrass prairie.

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2010, 03:38:04 PM »
You've never seen so many stars in the night sky

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2010, 03:41:28 PM »
Don't be scared of those flying objects in the sky, those are called airplanes and they come back and forth from Dallas to Manhattan.

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2010, 03:44:10 PM »
Truly awful post. One of your worst.

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2010, 04:18:58 PM »
If I was you, I would most of my time trying to not get my ass kicked.  We don't take kindly to yardsticks in MHK.  Especially not uppity 42 yardstick types.   :opcat:

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2010, 04:54:09 PM »
I like to get really drunk in Manhattan, KS. Usually what I do. School?  :lol:

And study wheat too, i suppose

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2010, 05:10:43 PM »
Tri-delts?  XO's?   :lol:

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2010, 05:17:41 PM »
Konza Prairie. Drink.
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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2010, 05:18:07 PM »
Don't be scared of those flying objects in the sky, those are called airplanes and they come back and forth from Dallas to Manhattan.

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2010, 07:14:07 PM »
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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2010, 08:51:50 PM »
Manhattan is for people that make their fun.

Here is a hint.

1)

Put this song on


2)
Get something to smoke or drink

3)
Get outside on your porch/patio/apartment common grass

4)
sit in a folding chair from salvation army/garage sale

5)
get drunk

6)
fire up a grill and cook hot dog + bun + mustard

7)
get a dog

9)
play putt-putt with guys and girls

10) play board games, altered with friends in city park.

11) intramural kickball

12)  climb Johnny Kaw

13)  take a dump on Johnny Kaw

15)  tell that Johnny Kaw you'll never call him again

16)  hold a dance-dance party, after a bit put on an Ultimate Fakebook song, pop open 1 or 2 bottles of Andre and pass it around until and finish before the song is over.  This is called a "Champagne Jam"

17)  hold a "Ruins" challenge competition in an abandoned parking lot

18)  streak after kstate beats ku/NT AGAIN <------ :lol:

19)  Bluemont Buffet in the Union

20)  drunken hookup with Johnny Kaw

21)  call in to the fourum, then make fun of other people's comments and wait for people to say yours is funny, if they don't play it off

22)  heckle people at sporting events

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2010, 09:06:24 PM »
not much to do other than drink.  winter sucks bc of the wind.  spring is nice.  Good tailgating.

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2010, 09:46:05 PM »
Manhattan is for people that make their fun.

Here is a hint.

1)

Put this song on


2)
Get something to smoke or drink

3)
Get outside on your porch/patio/apartment common grass

4)
sit in a folding chair from salvation army/garage sale

5)
get drunk

6)
fire up a grill and cook hot dog + bun + mustard

7)
get a dog

9)
play putt-putt with guys and girls

10) play board games, altered with friends in city park.

11) intramural kickball

12)  climb Johnny Kaw

13)  take a dump on Johnny Kaw

15)  tell that Johnny Kaw you'll never call him again

16)  hold a dance-dance party, after a bit put on an Ultimate Fakebook song, pop open 1 or 2 bottles of Andre and pass it around until and finish before the song is over.  This is called a "Champagne Jam"


17)  hold a "Ruins" challenge competition in an abandoned parking lot

18)  streak after kstate beats ku/NT AGAIN <------ :lol:

19)  Bluemont Buffet in the Union

20)  drunken hookup with Johnny Kaw

21)  call in to the fourum, then make fun of other people's comments and wait for people to say yours is funny, if they don't play it off

22)  heckle people at sporting events




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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2010, 10:47:45 AM »
Plan an overnight drunk in the Ville.  Get a fish bowl, tarantula, car bomb and some other stiff drinks.  Then piss in the alley behind porters.  Then head to hunam for some disgusting chinese that tastes much better when you're wasted.  Then stumble around the surrounding neighborhoods looking for a kick ass house party.  Find a chick there and take her to the old stadium.  When you get there, do her on the 50 yard line.  If there is already someone doing it on the 50, go up to the corner of the stadium and watch the couple that beat you to the 50.

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2010, 03:39:22 PM »
Plan an overnight drunk in the Ville.  Get a fish bowl, tarantula, car bomb and some other stiff drinks.  Then piss in the alley behind porters.  Then head to hunam for some disgusting chinese that tastes much better when you're wasted.  Then stumble around the surrounding neighborhoods looking for a kick ass house party.  Find a chick there and take her to the old stadium.  When you get there, do her on the 50 yard line.  If there is already someone doing it on the 50, go up to the corner of the stadium and watch the couple that beat you to the 50.

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Re: Things to do in Manhattan, KS
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2010, 04:23:13 PM »
Plan an overnight drunk in the Ville.  Get a fish bowl, tarantula, car bomb and some other stiff drinks.  Then piss in the alley behind porters.  


Horrible advice.  I got a urinating in public citation during Tour de Apple for doing just this.  Its like the cops were just waiting for us.
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