I'm driving down the street, minding my own business when out of nowhere a 1-2 foot garter snake COMES OUT OF THE FRONT CONSOLE AND ONTO MY LAP. I flip the eff out and almost wreck while he is slithering around on the passenger seat.
By the time I can get pulled over he is chilling up underneath the glove box poking his head out.
I opened all my car doors and start poking around with a stick trying to get him to come out. He went back and forth from the driver side to the passenger side for about 10 minutes before I could finally get him out of the car and on his merry way.
I'm about 99% sure he got in the car earlier today when I picked up some flats of flowers my brother had dropped off at a friends house. When I carried one flat in there was a tiny lil baby garter snake at the bottom. I'm guessing this monster garter snake decided he wanted to stay in my car.