Author Topic: Hypothetically... (Read 5401 times)

Benja · « **Reply #25 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:37:30 PM »

Probably somewhere stupid. Cuz id be all shaken up. From the murdering.

Benja · « **Reply #26 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:39:36 PM »

The cops would be like, wow this guy was extremely uncalculating.

puniraptor · « **Reply #27 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:39:57 PM »

woah woah woah woah woah

who's talking about murder?

Benja · « **Reply #28 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:40:22 PM »

Look he left a hand poking out.

Benja · « **Reply #29 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:41:32 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on May 13, 2015, 03:39:57 PM

woah woah woah woah woah

who's talking about murder?

SEE HOW UNCALCULATING I AM?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:42:19 PM »

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #31 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:43:08 PM »

I'd sell out real quick. Just start blaming everyone I know.

The Big Train · « **Reply #32 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:43:51 PM »

I call Col. Michael Mustard you guys

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #33 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:45:11 PM »

I'd never collaborate with someone to commit murder. If I was going to do it, it would be on my own.
You know what they say....Three people can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

puniraptor · « **Reply #34 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:46:00 PM »

i would test drive an e-class from an omaha mercedes dealer and put the body in the trunk which would never be found because nobody can afford to buy that car

The Big Train · « **Reply #35 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:47:04 PM »

they said somewhere in ks or mo puni

puniraptor · « **Reply #36 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:48:39 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on May 13, 2015, 03:47:04 PM

they said somewhere in ks or mo puni

do they only have a 2 state murder license?

if they are looking in kansas and missouri, then omaha is the perfect place for this body.

The Big Train · « **Reply #37 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:53:21 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on May 13, 2015, 03:48:39 PM

Quote from: The Big Train on May 13, 2015, 03:47:04 PM
they said somewhere in ks or mo puni

do they only have a 2 state murder license?

if they are looking in kansas and missouri, then omaha is the perfect place for this body.

I was just respecting the wishes of the murderer that's all

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #38 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:56:46 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on May 13, 2015, 03:53:21 PM

Quote from: puniraptor on May 13, 2015, 03:48:39 PM
Quote from: The Big Train on May 13, 2015, 03:47:04 PM
they said somewhere in ks or mo puni

do they only have a 2 state murder license?

if they are looking in kansas and missouri, then omaha is the perfect place for this body.

I was just respecting the wishes of the murderer that's all

They are probably driving a crappy car to keep a low profile and it won't make it 3 states away.

HypotheticalCat · « **Reply #39 on:** May 13, 2015, 03:58:44 PM »

Hey, everyone relax. It's just a hypothetical situation. Now you, Puni character, keep talking.

puniraptor · « **Reply #40 on:** May 13, 2015, 04:05:59 PM »

I have watched a majority of the good episodes of the decent murder shows. I assure you this will work.

ednksu · « **Reply #41 on:** May 13, 2015, 04:30:28 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on May 13, 2015, 03:46:00 PM

i would test drive an e-class from an omaha mercedes dealer and put the body in the trunk which would never be found because nobody can afford to buy that car

An E class? Do you even S63?

puniraptor · « **Reply #42 on:** May 13, 2015, 04:31:41 PM »

google MSRP $94.4K

puniraptor · « **Reply #43 on:** May 13, 2015, 04:34:40 PM »

heres the thing, ed. they are going to get your deets if youre taking that 90k car off the lot. and they might want to ride with you, and then you'll have 2 bodies to hide.

the e-class you can just jump in and go no questions asked

puniraptor · « **Reply #44 on:** May 13, 2015, 04:36:12 PM »

guys. I'm worried steve dave got so worked up after our horrific hair pulling e-class cat fight that he went out and murdered someone

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #45 on:** May 13, 2015, 04:46:05 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on May 13, 2015, 04:36:12 PM

guys. I'm worried steve dave got so worked up after our horrific hair pulling e-class cat fight that he went out and murdered someone

well, they certainly don't allow you internet access in jail.

Trim · « **Reply #46 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:56:25 PM »

http://www.dodgeglobe.com/article/20150513/NEWS/150519822/1994/NEWS

ben ji · « **Reply #47 on:** May 13, 2015, 08:58:49 PM »

55 gallon drum, quikcrete, deepest part of a lake.

CNS · « **Reply #48 on:** May 13, 2015, 09:00:37 PM »

Smoker, sauce, potluck dinner. Drop off and quickly fake a phone call to GTFO.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #49 on:** May 13, 2015, 11:32:19 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on May 13, 2015, 02:54:45 PM

Quote from: HypotheticalCat on May 13, 2015, 02:52:16 PM
If you had committed a crime. Where would you go to bury a body in Kansas or Missouri? Hypothetically...

There is a pig farm just outside of Independence. No burying required.

Yeah, but if you get caught trespassing there, they will shoot you. I mean why not? Easy body disposal right on site.