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Re: welp
« Reply #100 on: May 11, 2015, 01:47:27 PM »
I think your imagination is allowed to roam freely in regards to sd, but you will never guess what is going on.

my current theory is that his deep cover sleeper cell has been activated

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Re: welp
« Reply #101 on: May 11, 2015, 02:03:46 PM »
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: welp
« Reply #102 on: May 11, 2015, 02:06:26 PM »
he hasn't posted since "welp" and Ricky d never told us what the mod meeting was about. so nobody knows or nobody will share.
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Re: welp
« Reply #103 on: May 11, 2015, 02:11:38 PM »
Mr. Dave hasn't been in the office yet today. I also still haven't received my first paycheck  :impatient:

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Re: welp
« Reply #104 on: May 11, 2015, 02:14:41 PM »
Mr. Dave hasn't been in the office yet today. I also still haven't received my first paycheck  :impatient:

Have you ever had a job before? You have to wait like 2 weeks before you get paid.

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Re: welp
« Reply #105 on: May 11, 2015, 02:17:42 PM »
thats how you go out like a G, folks.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: welp
« Reply #106 on: May 11, 2015, 02:18:38 PM »
Mr. Dave hasn't been in the office yet today. I also still haven't received my first paycheck  :impatient:

Have you ever had a job before? You have to wait like 2 weeks before you get paid.

ya, plus this is a long month, so you'll have to wait like 3 weeks. sorry.
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Re: welp
« Reply #107 on: May 11, 2015, 02:21:39 PM »
Mr. Dave hasn't been in the office yet today. I also still haven't received my first paycheck  :impatient:

Have you ever had a job before? You have to wait like 2 weeks before you get paid.

ya, plus this is a long month, so you'll have to wait like 3 weeks. sorry.

That hardly seems fair. Yes I have had lots of jobs before Mrs. Gooch, I was always paid in cash when I was done busing someone's table.

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Re: welp
« Reply #108 on: May 11, 2015, 02:23:57 PM »
it's like none of you remember the last time he had to go to rehab.

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Re: welp
« Reply #109 on: May 11, 2015, 02:24:23 PM »
I'm starting to think those Malibu clinics that have alternative views on addiction may not be the best for ol' SD

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Re: welp
« Reply #110 on: May 11, 2015, 02:39:08 PM »
Does anyone really give a crap? We're better off without him.

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Re: welp
« Reply #111 on: May 11, 2015, 02:39:47 PM »
The board took a major step backwards when kimcarnes left.

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Re: welp
« Reply #112 on: May 11, 2015, 02:40:47 PM »
Whatever happened that time that Trim just signed off for like 5 months? I joked that it was a short prison sentence, which was really hilarious, considering how new I was to the board.

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Re: welp
« Reply #113 on: May 11, 2015, 02:41:56 PM »
I'm guessing he went to Egypt to visit Felix and was abducted by someone resembling Aladdin.
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Re: welp
« Reply #114 on: May 11, 2015, 02:52:53 PM »
I'm guessing he went to Egypt to visit Felix and was abducted by someone resembling Aladdin.
This could be pretty great. I am kind of hoping for this.

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Re: welp
« Reply #115 on: May 11, 2015, 02:53:32 PM »
I am more concerned that Steve Dave was not enrolled at Penn State last fall.

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Re: welp
« Reply #116 on: May 11, 2015, 03:08:21 PM »
When's that Disney trip scheduled for Lil SD?

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Re: welp
« Reply #117 on: May 11, 2015, 03:21:28 PM »
When's that Disney trip scheduled for Lil SD?

what free/almost free travel do you dudes have booked? I've got:

-March Vegas trip with ma'boys. First class US flight there on points, direct SW flight back on points. Three nights at Aria at ~$150 a night with my status I got from Hyatt.

-Taking the fam to disney world in May. First class flight there on United with points. direct flight back on SW on points/companion pass. 6 nights at a 1,200 sq ft suite at the Swan on points.

-Taking mrs. dave to Maine in June. First class flight there on US on points. flight back on SW on points/companion pass. 2 nights at the HGI Portland on garbage Hilton points and 2 nights at the Hampton in Bar Harbor on garbage Hilton points (FINALLY EXHAUSTING THESE 200k HH I HATE).

-Taking the fam somewhere in November. will almost certainly use SW miles/companion pass combo.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: welp
« Reply #118 on: May 11, 2015, 05:49:05 PM »
Missed flight  maybe.

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Re: welp
« Reply #119 on: May 11, 2015, 06:39:10 PM »
Newest member is stevedaveksu

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Re: welp
« Reply #120 on: May 11, 2015, 06:41:39 PM »
guys, there's a passages in florida too. mrs. stevedave "planned" that trip as a way to get him to his intervention.

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Re: welp
« Reply #121 on: May 11, 2015, 10:05:55 PM »
thank you for helping pissclams, sd

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Re: welp
« Reply #122 on: May 11, 2015, 10:08:39 PM »
you know i was just thinking this

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Re: welp
« Reply #123 on: May 12, 2015, 08:29:47 AM »
is gE being sued?  stevedave is being sued by an actual guy named Steve Dave?  someone is getting sued.

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Re: welp
« Reply #124 on: May 12, 2015, 12:45:15 PM »
This thread is just a bone that SD threw in the pen to keep you idiots occupied while he and little Dave ride around in tea cups all week long.  He instructed Daris to come by and toss a few table scraps over the fence if people started losing interest or getting out of line.