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Re: Addictions
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2015, 02:00:07 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: April 23, 2015, 02:01:04 PM »
the thing about the sudafed is that i think you have to buy it from the pharmacy counter and sign some log book everytime.  seems inconvenient and (maybe) embarrassing.  should you be ashamed if you're using it a bunch, but not making meth?  no right?
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« Reply #27 on: April 23, 2015, 02:01:09 PM »

Maybe a shame yourself post, but I crush 3 sugar free red bulls every weekday morning at 4:30 and chase them w/ a black eye and 4 4mg nicorette mini lozenges.

But I'm thinking of switching to that butter coffee thing. That also sounds good.

like, just crush 3 back to back to back?

4:30 - wake up
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« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2015, 02:01:47 PM »
what i'm saying is that i'd really like to start taking sudafed daily.
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« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2015, 02:02:34 PM »

Maybe a shame yourself post, but I crush 3 sugar free red bulls every weekday morning at 4:30 and chase them w/ a black eye and 4 4mg nicorette mini lozenges.

But I'm thinking of switching to that butter coffee thing. That also sounds good.

like, just crush 3 back to back to back?

4:30 - wake up
4:32 - finish 3rd red bull, high five self in mirror

4:32:13 - vomit
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Re: Addictions
« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2015, 02:03:32 PM »
the downside is that if you don't currently casually consume llello it will seem like a downer to you so don't waste your money

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Re: Addictions
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2015, 02:04:57 PM »
the thing about the sudafed is that i think you have to buy it from the pharmacy counter and sign some log book everytime.  seems inconvenient and (maybe) embarrassing.  should you be ashamed if you're using it a bunch, but not making meth?  no right?

yeah, but you have to do that for claritan D already. I'd just pretend like I was cooking meth and like act all cool when buying it. they won't know you are just taking it plain.

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« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2015, 02:08:03 PM »
the thing about the sudafed is that i think you have to buy it from the pharmacy counter and sign some log book everytime.  seems inconvenient and (maybe) embarrassing.  should you be ashamed if you're using it a bunch, but not making meth?  no right?

yeah, but you have to do that for claritan D already. I'd just pretend like I was cooking meth and like act all cool when buying it. they won't know you are just taking it plain.

i'd like to not look like i cook meth.  i want them to know i take it plain.  like look, i'm just a plain jane legal stimulant junky.  give me the stuff.  that's fine right?  i looked it up and it doesn't appear to be illegal in illinois as long as i only buy 7.5 grams of pe a month. 

other than that, is there a downside to this i'm not seeing?  seems like a lot of people should be doing this.  it's better than just caffeine.  way better. 
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« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2015, 02:09:38 PM »
the thing about the sudafed is that i think you have to buy it from the pharmacy counter and sign some log book everytime.  seems inconvenient and (maybe) embarrassing.  should you be ashamed if you're using it a bunch, but not making meth?  no right?

yeah, but you have to do that for claritan D already. I'd just pretend like I was cooking meth and like act all cool when buying it. they won't know you are just taking it plain.

i'd like to not look like i cook meth.  i want them to know i take it plain.  like look, i'm just a plain jane legal stimulant junky.  give me the stuff.  that's fine right?  i looked it up and it doesn't appear to be illegal in illinois as long as i only buy 7.5 grams of pe a month. 

other than that, is there a downside to this i'm not seeing?  seems like a lot of people should be doing this.  it's better than just caffeine.  way better.

I think you are clear for takeoff then. it's also cheap as crap.

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« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2015, 02:12:12 PM »
this could be a game changer.  i love energy.  it's my favorite thing about being alive. 
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Re: Addictions
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2015, 02:15:04 PM »
Ephedra was a great stimulant, but people abused it, so it's bannef

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« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2015, 02:15:56 PM »
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§ 40. Penalties.
(a) Violations of subsection (b) of Section 20 of this Act.
(1) Any person who knowingly purchases, receives, or otherwise acquires, within any 30-day period, products containing more than a total of 7,500 milligrams of ephedrine or pseudoephedrine, their salts or optical isomers, or salts of optical isomers in violation of subsection (b) of Section 20 of this Act is subject to the following penalties:
(A) More than 7,500 milligrams but less than 15,000 milligrams, Class B misdemeanor

this is weird to me.  i can have some of it every so often, but not too much or i'm a criminal.  is there anything else out there like this?  i can't think of anything off the top of my head. 

i can buy as much caffeine or booze or ciggies as often as i want.  it gives me pause due to strangeness.  stupid rough ridin' meth people.
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« Reply #37 on: April 23, 2015, 02:17:28 PM »

this could be a game changer.  i love energy.  it's my favorite thing about being alive.

If you can't handle crushing some bulls, just lace your espresso-laced coffee with nicotine.
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« Reply #38 on: April 23, 2015, 02:18:37 PM »
I'm addicted to booze I think. Not like I have to have it everyday but in the way that if I'm doing anything leisurely I must have it. Like I'm terrified of how boring my life would be if I couldn't binge drink. I have a friend that had problems with booze and quit and I'm, like, we can literally never hang out again. I can talk to you from time to time but our activities are so polar opposite we cannot really enjoy each others company without me being incredibly bored or you being tempted to get blackout drunk.

Hmm. Have you ever had a really bad time or been a huge bad person when drinking?

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« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2015, 02:19:07 PM »
This got a little more serious than I expected this thread to go

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Re: Addictions
« Reply #40 on: April 23, 2015, 02:20:36 PM »
Also, I'm obviously addicted to caffeine and don't even understand how anyone isn't. Probably had a real problem with prescription amphetamines for awhile.

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« Reply #41 on: April 23, 2015, 02:21:08 PM »
I think I am addicted to my smart phone.

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« Reply #42 on: April 23, 2015, 02:23:02 PM »
Ephedra was a great stimulant, but people abused it, so it's bannef

pe was often in ephedra.  it (and/or ephedrine) are what made it so good. 
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« Reply #43 on: April 23, 2015, 02:25:16 PM »
the thing about the sudafed is that i think you have to buy it from the pharmacy counter and sign some log book everytime.  seems inconvenient and (maybe) embarrassing.  should you be ashamed if you're using it a bunch, but not making meth?  no right?

yeah, but you have to do that for claritan D already. I'd just pretend like I was cooking meth and like act all cool when buying it. they won't know you are just taking it plain.

i'd like to not look like i cook meth.  i want them to know i take it plain.  like look, i'm just a plain jane legal stimulant junky.  give me the stuff.  that's fine right?  i looked it up and it doesn't appear to be illegal in illinois as long as i only buy 7.5 grams of pe a month. 

other than that, is there a downside to this i'm not seeing?  seems like a lot of people should be doing this.  it's better than just caffeine.  way better. 

I'd recommend going legit and just getting a prescription if you want to get real weird with your stimulant reliance.

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« Reply #44 on: April 23, 2015, 02:26:22 PM »
the thing about the sudafed is that i think you have to buy it from the pharmacy counter and sign some log book everytime.  seems inconvenient and (maybe) embarrassing.  should you be ashamed if you're using it a bunch, but not making meth?  no right?

yeah, but you have to do that for claritan D already. I'd just pretend like I was cooking meth and like act all cool when buying it. they won't know you are just taking it plain.

i'd like to not look like i cook meth.  i want them to know i take it plain.  like look, i'm just a plain jane legal stimulant junky.  give me the stuff.  that's fine right?  i looked it up and it doesn't appear to be illegal in illinois as long as i only buy 7.5 grams of pe a month. 

other than that, is there a downside to this i'm not seeing?  seems like a lot of people should be doing this.  it's better than just caffeine.  way better. 

I'd recommend going legit and just getting a prescription if you want to get real weird with your stimulant reliance.

i don't know what this advice means.  please explain. 
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« Reply #45 on: April 23, 2015, 02:28:54 PM »
I've actually been denied my claritin a few times and have made family members go get some for me.. You're only allowed like one box a month when I use at least 2. In my defense, I do have super bad allergies. I probably don't need that much.. But the sudafed wakes me up because it speeds up the heart rate
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« Reply #46 on: April 23, 2015, 02:29:40 PM »
the thing about the sudafed is that i think you have to buy it from the pharmacy counter and sign some log book everytime.  seems inconvenient and (maybe) embarrassing.  should you be ashamed if you're using it a bunch, but not making meth?  no right?

yeah, but you have to do that for claritan D already. I'd just pretend like I was cooking meth and like act all cool when buying it. they won't know you are just taking it plain.

i'd like to not look like i cook meth.  i want them to know i take it plain.  like look, i'm just a plain jane legal stimulant junky.  give me the stuff.  that's fine right?  i looked it up and it doesn't appear to be illegal in illinois as long as i only buy 7.5 grams of pe a month. 

other than that, is there a downside to this i'm not seeing?  seems like a lot of people should be doing this.  it's better than just caffeine.  way better. 

I'd recommend going legit and just getting a prescription if you want to get real weird with your stimulant reliance.

i don't know what this advice means.  please explain. 

do they not have adhd in illinois?

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« Reply #47 on: April 23, 2015, 02:30:05 PM »
I'm addicted to booze I think. Not like I have to have it everyday but in the way that if I'm doing anything leisurely I must have it. Like I'm terrified of how boring my life would be if I couldn't binge drink. I have a friend that had problems with booze and quit and I'm, like, we can literally never hang out again. I can talk to you from time to time but our activities are so polar opposite we cannot really enjoy each others company without me being incredibly bored or you being tempted to get blackout drunk.

Hmm. Have you ever had a really bad time or been a huge bad person when drinking?

no, not more than when I'm sober I don't think. usually opposite.

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« Reply #48 on: April 23, 2015, 02:30:23 PM »
I'm pretty addicted to cat football, caffeine and being late.
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« Reply #49 on: April 23, 2015, 02:30:45 PM »
Caffeine.  Cancelling plans on people.