Author Topic: The official report to HR thread... (Read 10513 times)

Cire · « **Reply #50 on:** April 21, 2015, 09:13:31 PM »

Being in the closet gay should go in white midwesterny thread

wetwillie · « **Reply #51 on:** April 21, 2015, 09:15:38 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on April 21, 2015, 09:13:12 PM

Quote from: wetwillie on April 21, 2015, 08:52:35 PM
Headhunters work on commission

Not at all places. Several we use are salary plus commission

Hook up wacky with that company.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #52 on:** April 21, 2015, 09:16:38 PM »

Quote from: Cire on April 21, 2015, 09:13:31 PM

Being in the closet gay should go in white midwesterny thread

not really

Spracne · « **Reply #53 on:** April 21, 2015, 09:16:58 PM »

Headhunting also has great pyramid scheme potential. Get on top, wacksy.

Jabeez · « **Reply #54 on:** April 21, 2015, 09:28:00 PM »

Headhunters i know do really well surprisingly. They did tell me a lot burn out on it qyickly

The Big Train · « **Reply #55 on:** April 21, 2015, 10:40:26 PM »

i found this hitman service site on the #deepweb and it is literally just a notepad txt doc

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #56 on:** April 22, 2015, 08:18:51 AM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on April 21, 2015, 08:58:13 PM

Why do you constantly pick jobs that you hate? That seems dumb. No offense.

I've picked jobs on situations. I'm no angel, but I've found myself to be a magnet for bad situations. I really liked my inside sales gig doing software, but it was a private company and they didn't like me taking PTO to broadcast (I should have never told them how I was using my PTO. Live and learn).

AbeFroman · « **Reply #57 on:** April 22, 2015, 08:30:08 AM »

My HR guy abruptly quit a couple weeks ago. Then someone said the cops were looking for him

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #58 on:** April 22, 2015, 08:31:19 AM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on April 22, 2015, 08:30:08 AM

My HR guy abruptly quit a couple weeks ago. Then someone said the cops were looking for him

meow meow · « **Reply #59 on:** April 22, 2015, 08:34:55 AM »

wacky, you should seriously look into headhunting. your resume is probably pretty good for what they are looking for (provided you have someone proofread it).

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #60 on:** April 22, 2015, 08:38:18 AM »

Quote from: meow meow on April 22, 2015, 08:34:55 AM

wacky, you should seriously look into headhunting. your resume is probably pretty good for what they are looking for (provided you have someone proofread it).

I always have my uncle/mom/Ms. wacky clean up my resume. We should be good. Thanks for the advice.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #61 on:** April 22, 2015, 08:39:29 AM »

agreed. headhunting would be a good fit for wackster.

slobber · « **Reply #62 on:** April 22, 2015, 11:25:52 AM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on April 22, 2015, 08:38:18 AM

Quote from: meow meow on April 22, 2015, 08:34:55 AM
wacky, you should seriously look into headhunting. your resume is probably pretty good for what they are looking for (provided you have someone proofread it).
I always have my uncle/mom/Ms. wacky clean up my resume. We should be good. Thanks for the advice.

Hiring someone to do your resume is also a decent idea. It's not that expensive when you think about it being your face to a potential employer that doesn't know you.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #63 on:** April 22, 2015, 11:26:33 AM »

Hmm... I might do that. I feel like mine is too long now.

meow meow · « **Reply #64 on:** April 22, 2015, 11:29:57 AM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on April 22, 2015, 11:26:33 AM

Hmm... I might do that. I feel like mine is too long now.

how long?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #65 on:** April 22, 2015, 11:31:15 AM »

Page and a half. I always hear one page only.

j-dub · « **Reply #66 on:** April 22, 2015, 11:34:17 AM »

wacky is like the prince of excuses (debruce is the king)

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #67 on:** April 22, 2015, 11:35:18 AM »

What in the world?

meow meow · « **Reply #68 on:** April 22, 2015, 11:44:56 AM »

how much of that page and a half is fanningbrag? I agree with the 1 page.

j-dub · « **Reply #69 on:** April 22, 2015, 11:45:34 AM »

just trying to motivate ya bud

i wanna see you alex smith your way to the top in a job that is clearly beyond your competency level that will provide the cash flow ms wacky desires

go get get 'em cowboy

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #70 on:** April 22, 2015, 11:46:39 AM »

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #71 on:** April 22, 2015, 11:48:13 AM »

Quote from: meow meow on April 22, 2015, 11:44:56 AM

how much of that page and a half is fanningbrag? I agree with the 1 page.

I'd say 3/4 job experience, 1/4 #fanningbragging.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #72 on:** April 22, 2015, 11:50:07 AM »

A female manager that I work with left the room and a new guy I work with said something like "she plays it straight laced but you know she's a freak in the sheets" amongst a group of managers I work with. Says pretty inappropriate things about some of my employees too. I didn't realize that people still talked like that.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #73 on:** April 22, 2015, 11:51:29 AM »

wacky, how many actual jobs do you have on your resume? i would recommend keeping 3-4, tops. if some were short lived, dont put dates on any of them. think about how relevant they are to the job youre applying for.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #74 on:** April 22, 2015, 12:14:54 PM »

Just post the resume and let's crowdsource this [redacted]

Author Topic: The official report to HR thread... (Read 10513 times)

The Big Train