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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #25 on: April 21, 2015, 03:03:48 PM »
You can't upload your resume on Ipad's from what I've experienced. I use a lot of my free time at the library downtown. Also, fair enough Mrs. Gooch. There's been a lot of talk here of me moving up, if my manager takes the new director position, but then again, I'd still be working against the clock if I did that as well.

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2015, 03:06:01 PM »
Jeez, Wacky... :frown:
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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2015, 03:11:19 PM »
What kind of jobs are you applying for?

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2015, 03:15:53 PM »
What kind of jobs are you applying for?
Mainly sales jobs, but that's the thing, I'm kinda over that field. I had some really good interest from some up and coming companies here around the area, but passed on a couple of the opportunities, because I wasn't a fan of the base. Living off commission is a scary thing, I don't care how much you believe in yourself.

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2015, 03:16:35 PM »
She is banging the boss


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Interesting if true. The boss is a female.

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2015, 03:17:12 PM »
You can't upload your resume on Ipad's from what I've experienced. I use a lot of my free time at the library downtown. Also, fair enough Mrs. Gooch. There's been a lot of talk here of me moving up, if my manager takes the new director position, but then again, I'd still be working against the clock if I did that as well.

You should definitely report your co-workers to HR so that when the higher ups are deciding who to promote they will realize that they don't want to promote a racist or homophobe....But maybe do it anonymously so that you don't get labeled a trouble maker.

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2015, 03:28:57 PM »

wacky, start documenting all of this stuff. for serious.
If you play your cards right, this is the lawsuit gravy train you could use to move right on up to $85 k per year!
I'm not certain of the angle, but it will probably require you being homosexual or at least bi-curious along with a hostile work environment. It would probably help if you had some other ethnicity rather than Caucasian. (It seems like the former bartender has a problem with non-Caucasians.)


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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2015, 04:00:18 PM »
What kind of jobs are you applying for?
Mainly sales jobs, but that's the thing, I'm kinda over that field. I had some really good interest from some up and coming companies here around the area, but passed on a couple of the opportunities, because I wasn't a fan of the base. Living off commission is a scary thing, I don't care how much you believe in yourself.

You might be able to find work somewhere in HR.

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2015, 04:09:13 PM »
I would love an HR gig. I've always imagines myself there. Recruiting for companies rather than schools.

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #34 on: April 21, 2015, 04:22:32 PM »
Serious question, does HR pay very well?


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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2015, 04:23:55 PM »
Serious question, does HR pay very well?


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I think it varies pretty widely depending on the size of the company and your responsibility.

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2015, 04:25:24 PM »
Yeah, it depends, but most positions pay off education and experience. I believe it could pay fairly well with the right company.

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2015, 04:27:37 PM »

wacky, start documenting all of this stuff. for serious.
If you play your cards right, this is the lawsuit gravy train you could use to move right on up to $85 k per year!
I'm not certain of the angle, but it will probably require you being homosexual or at least bi-curious along with a hostile work environment. It would probably help if you had some other ethnicity rather than Caucasian. (It seems like the former bartender has a problem with non-Caucasians.)


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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2015, 04:37:22 PM »
I've worked at my current place for ~4 years and have never heard anything out of the ordinary.

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2015, 04:47:34 PM »
I've worked at my current place for ~4 years and have never heard anything out of the ordinary.

Probably can't hear anything over the noise of your printer

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2015, 04:53:32 PM »
I've worked at my current place for ~4 years and have never heard anything out of the ordinary.

Probably can't hear anything over the noise of your printer

It's 2015. I doubt it makes that much noise when it's not faxing something.

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #41 on: April 21, 2015, 06:26:21 PM »
Working for hr would be the most soul deadening job
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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #42 on: April 21, 2015, 06:30:58 PM »
Working for hr would be the most soul deadening job
I think that depends on the person. If you really wanna see the most soul deadening job, I'll let you borrow my eyes/brain and rewind for the past 7 years and push play.  :lol:

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #43 on: April 21, 2015, 06:32:17 PM »
Working for hr would be the most soul deadening job
I think that depends on the person. If you really wanna see the most soul deadening job, I'll let you borrow my eyes/brain and rewind for the past 7 years and push play.  :lol:

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #44 on: April 21, 2015, 08:26:36 PM »
Wacky, have you thought about being a headhunter?  seems like a good fit.

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #45 on: April 21, 2015, 08:32:30 PM »
Wacky, have you thought about being a headhunter?  seems like a good fit.

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #46 on: April 21, 2015, 08:52:35 PM »
Headhunters work on commission
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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #47 on: April 21, 2015, 08:54:59 PM »
wacky is built to sell.  ms wacky needs to be supportive and let him take another run at it

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #48 on: April 21, 2015, 08:58:13 PM »
Why do you constantly pick jobs that you hate? That seems dumb. No offense.

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Re: The official report to HR thread...
« Reply #49 on: April 21, 2015, 09:13:12 PM »
Headhunters work on commission

Not at all places.  Several we use are salary plus commission