Author Topic: The official report to HR thread... (Read 10514 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **on:** April 21, 2015, 02:02:45 PM »

Today, I would like to anonymously report my new white trash coworker from Missouri. For some reason she walked into our office with some swagger a few weeks ago, for her first job minus being a bartender her whole life (there's nothing wrong with that). She's a single mom of two, but feels like she's on top of the whole crew. She's been handing out nicknames lately and todays was way over the top. One of our sweet coworkers (The only African American in the office) simply walked by today and the new girl said: "Wassup, Rosa?!" The sweet coworker said in response: "Please never call me that, you know my name. Thanks!" White trash coworker responded: "Sure thing, Ms. Parks!". I mean, I don't even, someone get me a real job!

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:05:28 PM »

Is this real?

Can you remind me what your new job is?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:06:31 PM »

Same field. "College recruiter". Yes, it's very real.

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:07:46 PM »

GAH!

slobber · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:09:57 PM »

She is banging the boss

Gonna win 'em all!

puniraptor · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:11:00 PM »

i think you should non anonymously report to actual HR

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:11:21 PM »

The other day, this crabby ole 60 year old Italian lady that I sit next to, said: "do you think the new guy is gay (he obviously is)? I bet he doesn't swing it straight!? I don't get those ppl". I said: "Who cares? Seems like I nice guy.".....

Couple days later, the new guy is minding is own business and the snarky lady goes: "Hey guy who sits next to wacky, do you have a girlfriend?" Where he had to uncomfortably answer: "No. I'm new to the area. I'm trying to get settled in first". What a dumb bitch!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:11:52 PM »

Quote from: slobber on April 21, 2015, 02:09:57 PM

She is banging the boss

Gonna win 'em all!

Interesting if true. The boss is a female.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #8 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:13:19 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on April 21, 2015, 02:11:52 PM

Quote from: slobber on April 21, 2015, 02:09:57 PM
She is banging the boss

Gonna win 'em all!
Interesting if true. The boss is a female.

OMG, just wait until the snarky one finds out the racist one is a lesbian.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:15:38 PM »

Also, that same lady told me when I started: "You dress like a metro a lot. That's fine, you can pull it off, my sons good looking and does the same thing, but I bet you confuse the gays sometimes"....

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #10 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:15:57 PM »

Are you sure this really happened or were you watching this again?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:16:59 PM »

This really happened. I don't know if there was a "inside joke" there that I missed, but I'm telling you, all these things have happened.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:18:37 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on April 21, 2015, 02:15:38 PM

Also, that same lady told me when I started: "You dress like a metro a lot. That's fine, you can pull it off, my sons good looking and does the same thing, but I bet you confuse the gays sometimes"....

She probably thought you were gay until you started talking about Ms. Wacky.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:21:35 PM »

I wouldn't be surprised.

The Big Train · « **Reply #14 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:29:59 PM »

oh man wacky

meow meow · « **Reply #15 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:30:16 PM »

you're not recruiting for Harvard, are you?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:37:55 PM »

Nope. Just missed on that job.

steve dave · « **Reply #17 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:41:45 PM »

wacky, start documenting all of this stuff. for serious.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:43:25 PM »

I am.

CNS · « **Reply #19 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:49:10 PM »

Mods, pls move to the Wacky, Please Get A Job In A Different Industry thread.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #20 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:56:38 PM »

Why don't you try a job searching website, like maybe monster.com or something?

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 21, 2015, 02:59:20 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on April 21, 2015, 02:56:38 PM

Why don't you try a job searching website, like maybe monster.com or something?

I have, I needed something quick. My hours are crazy, so it leaves very little time for job searching at the current moment. I work every other Saturday and on my days off during the week, I've been taking my car in to get fixed. Also, all we have at home is an Ipad. Something else will come soon. I feel it.

CNS · « **Reply #22 on:** April 21, 2015, 03:00:17 PM »

Wacks, you can get a chrome book for like $180, or something.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #23 on:** April 21, 2015, 03:01:54 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on April 21, 2015, 02:59:20 PM

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on April 21, 2015, 02:56:38 PM
Why don't you try a job searching website, like maybe monster.com or something?
I have, I needed something quick. My hours are crazy, so it leaves very little time for job searching at the current moment. I work every other Saturday and on my days off during the week, I've been taking my car in to get fixed. Also, all we have at home is an Ipad. Something else will come soon. I feel it.

I mean you could be using this time right now to search online for jobs instead of BBSing.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #24 on:** April 21, 2015, 03:02:10 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on April 21, 2015, 02:59:20 PM

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on April 21, 2015, 02:56:38 PM
Why don't you try a job searching website, like maybe monster.com or something?
I have, I needed something quick. My hours are crazy, so it leaves very little time for job searching at the current moment. I work every other Saturday and on my days off during the week, I've been taking my car in to get fixed. Also, all we have at home is an Ipad. Something else will come soon. I feel it.

An iPad should be plenty. Just find an opening, email them a cover letter/resume and wait on them to call you.

Author Topic: The official report to HR thread... (Read 10514 times)

The Big Train