Here's how the visit from oscar should go.
oscar - "Hey _____ _______ so no one else has recruited you..."
Kid - "Um..."
oscar - "So come to K-State, if you suck you can transfer, no hard feelings I'll say some good things about you. Even if you don't suck you can transfer when things start going bad..."
Kid - "If I'm good and score lots of points, lead the team moral, and do everything I can to help us win?"
oscar - "Oh eff that you'd be kicked off the team, then you can transfer to whatever school you want to..."
Kid - "Sounds like a win win to me..."
oscar - "Sign here"
