Author Topic: Hitler (Read 7533 times)

AppleJack · « **Reply #25 on:** August 03, 2011, 03:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on August 03, 2011, 03:46:20 PM

Hitler was a piece of crap you guys.

When he was drunk, yes. You will not get an argument from me. All I ask is you wait to read my dissertation before making your mind up.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #26 on:** August 03, 2011, 04:01:27 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on August 03, 2011, 03:46:20 PM

Hitler was a piece of crap you guys.

why, because he was white?

sys · « **Reply #27 on:** August 03, 2011, 04:13:47 PM »

if hitler really did invent the lowest priced car of all time, that is very impressive.

CHONGS · « **Reply #28 on:** August 03, 2011, 04:21:19 PM »

sorry but you guys can love him all you want, but he was a complete rough ridin' bad person

sys · « **Reply #29 on:** August 03, 2011, 04:31:41 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on August 03, 2011, 04:21:19 PM

sorry but you guys can love him all you want, but he was a complete rough ridin' bad person

you have to admit, with all the automobile engineers working on the problem, for hitler to swoop in and scoop them all was impressive. in addition to his political accomplishments, i mean.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #30 on:** August 03, 2011, 05:23:25 PM »

Hitler had the right idea, he was just an underachiever.

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Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #31 on:** August 03, 2011, 06:20:10 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on August 02, 2011, 08:29:35 PM

So I am writing my dissertation on Hitler. My aim is a bit different in that I am writing about all the kick ass crap he did, you see? Everyone knows he was a mean drunk, but did you know he had the worlds cheapest car made (Volkswagon) , or that he created the autobahn .

Now its your guys turn, fire some crap off and I might site you (MLA) in my paper.

Applejack,

Regardless of how awesome or true your dissertation is, you are going to fail if you stick with this topic. Trust me, write about something your audience doesn't understand. A Hitler topic will only offend you audience to the point that can't see past their own fury, they will keep you from graduating.

CHONGS · « **Reply #32 on:** August 03, 2011, 09:30:04 PM »

Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 03, 2011, 06:20:10 PM

Quote from: AppleJack on August 02, 2011, 08:29:35 PM
So I am writing my dissertation on Hitler. My aim is a bit different in that I am writing about all the kick ass crap he did, you see? Everyone knows he was a mean drunk, but did you know he had the worlds cheapest car made (Volkswagon) , or that he created the autobahn .

Now its your guys turn, fire some crap off and I might site you (MLA) in my paper.

Applejack,

Regardless of how awesome or true your dissertation is, you are going to fail if you stick with this topic. Trust me, write about something your audience doesn't understand. A Hitler topic will only offend you audience to the point that can't see past their own fury, they will keep you from graduating.

as if you know crap about graduating

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #33 on:** August 03, 2011, 10:11:39 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on August 03, 2011, 09:30:04 PM

Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 03, 2011, 06:20:10 PM
Quote from: AppleJack on August 02, 2011, 08:29:35 PM
So I am writing my dissertation on Hitler. My aim is a bit different in that I am writing about all the kick ass crap he did, you see? Everyone knows he was a mean drunk, but did you know he had the worlds cheapest car made (Volkswagon) , or that he created the autobahn .

Now its your guys turn, fire some crap off and I might site you (MLA) in my paper.

Applejack,

Regardless of how awesome or true your dissertation is, you are going to fail if you stick with this topic. Trust me, write about something your audience doesn't understand. A Hitler topic will only offend you audience to the point that can't see past their own fury, they will keep you from graduating.

as if you know crap about graduating

nuh uh, you don't know nuthin' bout graduating!!!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #34 on:** August 03, 2011, 10:15:38 PM »

He was the best water skier in the entire Third Reich, Himmler included.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #35 on:** August 03, 2011, 10:29:46 PM »

I think the nazis created Hugo Boss, Siemens and Bayer

pike · « **Reply #36 on:** August 03, 2011, 10:30:50 PM »

Quote from: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on August 03, 2011, 10:29:46 PM

I think the nazis created Hugo Boss, Siemens and Bayer

or Monsanto

jtksu · « **Reply #37 on:** August 03, 2011, 10:48:15 PM »

Pretty sure the Porshe 911 is named after him.

AppleJack · « **Reply #38 on:** August 03, 2011, 11:09:23 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on August 03, 2011, 10:15:38 PM

He was the best water skier in the entire Third Reich, Himmler included.

Are you rough ridin' with me? Need to know seriously because this crap is getting printed next week. Kthx.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #39 on:** August 04, 2011, 09:34:05 AM »

Quote from: AppleJack on August 03, 2011, 11:09:23 PM

Quote from: Limestone on August 03, 2011, 10:15:38 PM
He was the best water skier in the entire Third Reich, Himmler included.

Are you effing with me? Need to know seriously because this crap is getting printed next week. Kthx.

How could I make something like that up?

Trim · « **Reply #40 on:** August 04, 2011, 09:47:45 AM »

He still makes those youtubes where he gets all pissed off about some topical event.

Gooch · « **Reply #41 on:** August 04, 2011, 09:49:24 AM »

Aside from the syphilis I bet he was a fantastic lover too. Eva Braun was a very lucky woman.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #42 on:** August 04, 2011, 10:03:13 AM »

unlike snyder, hitler knew when to quit.

basically, i'm saying that hitler is a better person than snyder.

jtksu · « **Reply #43 on:** August 08, 2011, 01:15:11 AM »

His grants also lead to the formation of Audi. And the most expensive car ever sold at Christies.

AppleJack · « **Reply #44 on:** April 16, 2015, 08:23:14 AM »

http://io9.com/adolf-hitler-was-apparently-a-regular-meth-user-1645828391

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #45 on:** April 16, 2015, 08:24:58 AM »

Quote from: AppleJack on April 16, 2015, 08:23:14 AM

http://io9.com/adolf-hitler-was-apparently-a-regular-meth-user-1645828391

This makes sense.

'taterblast · « **Reply #46 on:** April 16, 2015, 10:09:22 AM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on August 04, 2011, 10:03:13 AM

unlike snyder, hitler knew when to quit.

basically, i'm saying that hitler is a better person than snyder.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #47 on:** April 16, 2015, 10:46:51 AM »

America's space program is probably better becasue of Hitler. We took all the good Nazi rocket scientists and let the Soviets have the B team Nazi rocket scientists.

Also, how was your dissertation recieved?

Cire · « **Reply #48 on:** April 16, 2015, 11:38:11 AM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on April 16, 2015, 08:24:58 AM

Quote from: AppleJack on April 16, 2015, 08:23:14 AM
http://io9.com/adolf-hitler-was-apparently-a-regular-meth-user-1645828391
This makes sense.

the whole wermacht got cracked out before major battles and offensives. Made them braver etc.