Author Topic: online horserace gambling (Read 4427 times)

Dr Rick Daris · « **on:** April 11, 2015, 09:56:43 AM »

wow what a treat. i stumbled upon one of these places that will broadcast a new race like every six minutes or whatever and you can bet on them. it's pretty hilarious. some of the races are short and some are long. some of them even have horses pulling chariot like things or horses jumping over bushes on the track. you're like oh ok i'll put a dollar on the 4 horse at 14:1 to win and then you wait for it to pop up and you're like oh man a grass track in australia. this should be interesting. it's quite the deal. i put in 20 and now i'm up to 95. am i some kind of horserace gambling savant or something?

wetwillie · « **Reply #1 on:** April 11, 2015, 09:58:42 AM »

Link the site, I want to play

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #2 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:01:12 AM »

next race is a long one (2200 yds) in south africa. no idea whether it's dirt or grass but it doesn't look like they're pulling one of those chariot things. anybody have any thoughts on the #1 horse at 9:1? it's name is silent treatment if that matters.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #3 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:03:56 AM »

Quote from: wetwillie on April 11, 2015, 09:58:42 AM

Link the site, I want to play

it's called derbyjackpot. i think there are other sites too though. also there are promo codes out there and i think groupon things too for this place.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:05:00 AM »

My god this sounds delightful. Can I join and like friend you so we can chat during races?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #5 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:07:34 AM »

silent treatment is now down to 7:1. i don't think i'll be it unless it goes back up. honestly though i'm looking and there are like 15 horses in this race. that seems like way too many. i think i'll sit this one out.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:08:09 AM »

what a wonderful saturday morning activity

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #7 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:09:15 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on April 11, 2015, 10:05:00 AM

My god this sounds delightful. Can I join and like friend you so we can chat during races?

well you absolutely can. there's a little chat feature on the side that shows you everyone "at the track". some people even upload photos of themselves and stuff and seem to know each other.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #8 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:13:26 AM »

thanh p. just asked julie d. who she liked in this race but i think they're both batshit crazy cause 15 horses.

wetwillie · « **Reply #9 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:15:05 AM »

Are you placing monkey bets, donkey bets, granny bets or gonzo bets?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #10 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:18:58 AM »

dodged a bullet there. silent treatment finished in like 7th or something.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:19:38 AM »

top half of the race!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #12 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:21:21 AM »

Having browser trouble over here

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #13 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:22:34 AM »

Quote from: wetwillie on April 11, 2015, 10:15:05 AM

Are you placing monkey bets, donkey bets, granny bets or gonzo bets?

i place mostly monkeys. monkey is to win, donkey to place and granny to show. i have no idea what the gonzos are but when i don't like any horse, sometimes i'll place a dime which is fun because you also get to spin a slot machine thing. also it's only ten cents and that's pretty good entertainment given the slot machine.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:32:50 AM »

rick, my registration is stuck i think. it says 100% done and a button to collect my $10 bonus but like the button doesn't do anything.

HELP!

Phil Titola · « **Reply #15 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:33:02 AM »

Did you put all your real info in there....putting SSN into some weirdo betting site freaks me out.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #16 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:34:53 AM »

today they have some weird deal that i've never seen before where you get a free bet on a horse named american pharaoh. the horse is racing in arkansas at like 5pm or something. anyway, you can bet up to a ten dollar monkey and if he wins, you win and if he loses you get your money back. guess what i did? well if you think i'm going to say anything other than a ten dollar monkey on american pharaoh then you obviously don't know me and my horserace gambling strategies very well.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #17 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:38:34 AM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on April 11, 2015, 10:32:50 AM

rick, my registration is stuck i think. it says 100% done and a button to collect my $10 bonus but like the button doesn't do anything.

HELP!

man i don't really know. i will say that i got a bonus too when i signed up but the bonus didn't show up for a while. like i think i had to bet ten dollars to get the ten dollars or something. could that be what's happening?

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #18 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:40:42 AM »

lol there's a horse in this race named major crispies. i mean, how can you not place a dollar monkey on that idiot.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #19 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:43:56 AM »

one minute to start. wish me and the major luck.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:45:16 AM »

i've got tijan

Phil Titola · « **Reply #21 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:45:33 AM »

No Missouri players

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #22 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:54:07 AM »

Quote from: Phil Titola on April 11, 2015, 10:45:33 AM

No Missouri players

oh man. legal in ks but not mo. that's a first.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #23 on:** April 11, 2015, 10:59:53 AM »

monkey on chant

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #24 on:** April 11, 2015, 11:03:16 AM »

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on April 11, 2015, 10:59:53 AM

monkey on chant

oh my god a golf course on the infield. never seen that before.