Malek gone...

[Blackcats]

and then at the very end, oscar puts it all together and goes to rohleders dorm room and opens the door and roleder is there with plans on a table and maps on the wall about the plans he put together and oscar has his arms crossed and is all "Vulture!" and he says it in a ways where his voice gets louder and inflects while he's saying it and then the camera cuts to rohlerder and he raises his arms palms up like a shrugging kind or welp you caught me kind of way and then says something like "well you know me, coach" and then cue the laugh track because that's rohleders catch phrase and then music and then cut back to weber and he just shakes his head in a disapproving way and wags his finger and then more laughs and music and then credits.

In the last cut scene chicken nuggets inexplicably appears in their hands.

[BIG APPLE CAT]

and then at the very end, oscar puts it all together and goes to rohleders dorm room and opens the door and roleder is there with plans on a table and maps on the wall about the plans he put together and oscar has his arms crossed and is all "Vulture!" and he says it in a ways where his voice gets louder and inflects while he's saying it and then the camera cuts to rohlerder and he raises his arms palms up like a shrugging kind or welp you caught me kind of way and then says something like "well you know me, coach" and then cue the laugh track because that's rohleders catch phrase and then music and then cut back to weber and he just shakes his head in a disapproving way and wags his finger and then more laughs and music and then credits.

In the last cut scene chicken nuggets inexplicably appears in their hands.

I was envisioning both currie and oscar walking into Vulture's room at the same time from adjacent doors that smack into each other ala Laverne and Shirley and then they both look into the camera with that perfect mix of bemusement and exasperation

[WildcatNkilt]

I'm not sure oscar could handle the parents at High School games. 

[Trim]

I'm pretty sure oscar should just coach high school so he doesn't have to worry about stuff like this.

This is what he said in the midst of falling apart his 2nd to last year at Illinois.

“It’s college basketball,” Weber said. “There are a lot of influences whether it’s uncles, cousins, grandpas, ministers, preachers, relatives, neighbors. They all have something to say. And there’s also the factor of other outside people.

“There’s so much clutter in kids’ brains. Instead of just coming here and listening and being coachable, it all takes a toll and maybe adds up in the long haul.”

Weber paused and said: “I shouldn’t have said ministers and preachers, but I’ve had that before, too.”

I can't believe that's not one of the scripts I wrote.

[kso_FAN]

https://twitter.com/KWCHWill/status/586578332638179328

[Kat Kid]

Malek was probably loopy from the surgery meds when he asked for a transfer.

[ksupamplemousse]

https://twitter.com/KWCHWill/status/586578332638179328

That's not terribly surprising. Isn't the word on the street that he has requested a transfer but it hasn't been granted yet? We're probably holding him hostage, but obviously K-State won't frame it that way. Malek will have go the nuclear route like Leti to get his release I would imagine.

[WildcatNkilt]

Poor Malek.  Nigel and Jevon got theirs in first so now he is stuck with oscar. 

[pissclams]

https://twitter.com/KWCHWill/status/586578332638179328

there's a lot of posters here that have decided that oscar just won't get the job done.
i'm here to tell you that he is the guy for the job.  some of you just won't give him the chance that he deserves to fix the problems that frank martin created.
it's pretty sad to see so many supposed k-state fans turn their backs on their university.

well, with the news that malek is staying, i've decided to offer amnesty to anyone who wants back on the KAT bandwagon.
this offer is only valid today.  after that, i will not view you turncoats (you know who you are) in the same light and when we win the big 12 next season and make it to the elite 8, you'll wish you took me up on my offer of katfan amnesty.  think about it.  you have until midnight central time.

[kso_FAN]

clams, I'm pretty sure Malek and oscar can fix Frank's mess.

[renocat]

Weber drives, jumps, he goes for the slam, and he misses the rim - Slam Doofus strikes again!!!

[ChiComCat]

This guy is going to get minutes

[BIG APPLE CAT]

https://twitter.com/KWCHWill/status/586578332638179328

there's a lot of posters here that have decided that oscar just won't get the job done.
i'm here to tell you that he is the guy for the job.  some of you just won't give him the chance that he deserves to fix the problems that frank martin created.
it's pretty sad to see so many supposed k-state fans turn their backs on their university.

well, with the news that malek is staying, i've decided to offer amnesty to anyone who wants back on the KAT bandwagon.
this offer is only valid today.  after that, i will not view you turncoats (you know who you are) in the same light and when we win the big 12 next season and make it to the elite 8, you'll wish you took me up on my offer of katfan amnesty.  think about it.  you have until midnight central time.

[pissclams]

i've already gotten a shitload of PMs asking for amnesty

[Winters]

https://twitter.com/KWCHWill/status/586578332638179328

there's a lot of posters here that have decided that oscar just won't get the job done.
i'm here to tell you that he is the guy for the job.  some of you just won't give him the chance that he deserves to fix the problems that frank martin created.
it's pretty sad to see so many supposed k-state fans turn their backs on their university.

well, with the news that malek is staying, i've decided to offer amnesty to anyone who wants back on the KAT bandwagon.
this offer is only valid today.  after that, i will not view you turncoats (you know who you are) in the same light and when we win the big 12 next season and make it to the elite 8, you'll wish you took me up on my offer of katfan amnesty.  think about it.  you have until midnight central time.

I can't even joke around about cat hoops anymore. I hate all of this. 

[The1BigWillie]

At least if the APR puts us on probation we can say we don't give a crap about finishing 5 and 28 in 2017 anyway.,

[MakeItRain]

At least if the APR puts us on probation we can say we don't give a crap about finishing 5 and 28 in 2017 anyway.,

It won't help when looking for a coach if it comes to that.

[8manpick]

Would Alex Potuzak and Ryan Patzwald be starters in a hypothetical situation where they were on next year's team? I think at least one would be.

[kso_FAN]

oscar is just lucky the 5 and 8 rule is gone.

[420seriouscat69]

I miss Woolridge!

[Mixed-Nutz]

https://twitter.com/KWCHWill/status/586578332638179328

This is weird we are usually don't release information, on these kind of fronts. Still waiting on that darn post season press conference.

[kso_FAN]

No time for a post season press conference when you are recruiting like crazy.

[Fedor]

This guy is going to get minutes buckets

[Skipper44]

https://twitter.com/KWCHWill/status/586578332638179328

This is weird we are usually don't release information, on these kind of fronts. Still waiting on that darn post season press conference.

was there a postseason awards dinner?

[Mixed-Nutz]

https://twitter.com/KWCHWill/status/586578332638179328

This is weird we are usually don't release information, on these kind of fronts. Still waiting on that darn post season press conference.

was there a postseason awards dinner?

That is going to be weird