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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2015, 02:38:54 PM »
I can literally walk across the street from work to the stadium. But hey, you guys pound away in little ole Manhattan. :lol:

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2015, 02:39:29 PM »
Solution, 'clams.  Pak for an inning and a half like an OGPAK'R.  Remind Saul to bring the grill.

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2015, 02:43:47 PM »
plot twist, 'clams is a season ticket holder.

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2015, 02:48:38 PM »
man. nothing better than taking off work an hour early to head down to aggieville and pound some brews w/ your buds while cheering on the defending american league champions. have fun in your kc cubicles, kcers. then maybe stop by that ikea everyone is fawing over for some meatballs on your way back to jocoville. how hilarious.  :lol:

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2015, 02:52:52 PM »
i told the guy that works down the hall from me that the kcers were attempting to organize a pak and he laughed so hard he cried. i mean actual tears. his name is matthew but everybody just calls him matt. :lol:

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2015, 02:55:35 PM »
ikea? no thanks. we just got a new texas roadhouse in town so ill be waiting in line for a table.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2015, 02:55:53 PM »
i wonder if maes will still have the 16 bit on tap by the time opening day rolls around?


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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2015, 02:56:17 PM »
How many times a day do townies from mhk think about KC? It's gotta be like a billion times a day, right?

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2015, 02:58:40 PM »
and if i know kk, he'll say he's going to just wait and eat when he gets home but then he'll end up walking over to pita pit. that's so kk.  :lol:

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« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2015, 02:59:21 PM »
i think the kc'rs are just so bored and numb from their cookie cutter joco life that they can't even comprehend what kind of aMAESing time a mhk pak is.  sad really. . .
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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2015, 03:00:02 PM »
and if i know kk, he'll say he's going to just wait and eat when he gets home but then he'll end up walking over to pita pit. that's so kk.  :lol:

he'll say pita pit, but it will actually be chipotle
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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2015, 03:00:45 PM »
and if i know kk, he'll say he's going to just wait and eat when he gets home but then he'll end up walking over to pita pit. that's so kk.  :lol:

he'll say pita pit, but it will actually be chipotle

omg yes  :lol:

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2015, 03:02:44 PM »
how grumpy will bartending matt be? answer-pretty darn grumpy.  :thumbs:

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2015, 03:05:49 PM »
i think the kc'rs are just so bored and numb from their cookie cutter joco life that they can't even comprehend what kind of aMAESing time a mhk pak is.  sad really. . .

but i said to meet at the applebees on plfumm, not the one on metcalf. now i have to get on 35 during rush hour. that is unless i take 75th over to state line. :lol:

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2015, 03:07:28 PM »
i told the guy that works down the hall from me that the kcers were attempting to organize a pak and he laughed so hard he cried. i mean actual tears. his name is matthew but everybody just calls him matt. :lol:

MHK, where everyone over the age of 25 is on a first name basis, because that's only like 9 people.

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2015, 03:10:57 PM »
i think the kc'rs are just so bored and numb from their cookie cutter joco life that they can't even comprehend what kind of aMAESing time a mhk pak is.  sad really. . .

but i said to meet at the applebees on plfumm, not the one on metcalf. now i have to get on 35 during rush hour. that is unless i take 75th over to state line. :lol:


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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2015, 03:12:26 PM »
how much of this pak will be devoted to planning your annual excursion to Country Stampede

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2015, 03:14:46 PM »
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« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2015, 03:16:36 PM »
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Hey KC sucks guys. Anyways, who wants to get together on a Monday afternoon and watch Kansas City on television for 3 1/2 hours and all talk about how we wish we were actually there?

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #45 on: April 03, 2015, 03:18:00 PM »
Who wants to go watch the Independence, MO Royals???!!  Let's hit a Denny's Grand Slam after the game!  God knows the Royals won't hit one.

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #46 on: April 03, 2015, 03:19:26 PM »
Denney's  >>>>>>>>> Denny's

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #47 on: April 03, 2015, 03:30:05 PM »
man the kcer's are so jealous about this MHK pak they can hardly stand themselves  :lol:

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #48 on: April 03, 2015, 03:34:43 PM »
kat kid is still upset about last year guys. I'll lay off.  :frown:

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Re: opening day royals pak discussion thread
« Reply #49 on: April 03, 2015, 03:35:06 PM »
Who wants to go watch the Independence, MO Royals???!!  Let's hit a Denny's Grand Slam after the game!  God knows the Royals won't hit one.