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Re: Scientology
« Reply #50 on: April 03, 2015, 06:10:53 PM »
All atheists do is substitute government for god.

you say some really weird crap

It's by and large true.


As to the "which religion" question. I think most religions are monotheistic, and I would guess in the eyes of the god, it doesn't really matter how you get there.
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Re: Scientology
« Reply #51 on: April 03, 2015, 06:43:36 PM »


We all inevitably have unconditional faith in some higher being/entity,

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #52 on: April 03, 2015, 06:50:08 PM »

I'm sorry, but equating Scientology to Christianity is to equate Captain Ron to The Hunt for Red October.


a fun thing about religions is that the followers of every single religion make fun of the ridiculous magical beliefs of the other religions

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #54 on: April 03, 2015, 06:59:15 PM »
All atheists do is substitute government for god.

you say some really weird crap

It's by and large true.


As to the "which religion" question. I think most religions are monotheistic, and I would guess in the eyes of the god, it doesn't really matter how you get there.

Ok I chose the one that believes the world is sitting on the backs of giant elephants which are on turn standing on the back of a giant turtle which is swimming through the universe.

I should be ok then since it doesn't matter which one I choose.

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #55 on: April 03, 2015, 07:41:06 PM »

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #56 on: April 03, 2015, 07:44:27 PM »
All atheists do is substitute government for god.

you say some really weird crap

It's by and large true.


As to the "which religion" question. I think most religions are monotheistic, and I would guess in the eyes of the god, it doesn't really matter how you get there.

Ok I chose the one that believes the world is sitting on the backs of giant elephants which are on turn standing on the back of a giant turtle which is swimming through the universe.

I should be ok then since it doesn't matter which one I choose.

I think you will like terry pratchett if you read far enough in

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #57 on: April 03, 2015, 07:47:09 PM »
I've obtained an e-meter and will provide free auditing sessions to anyone who needs to become clear.

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #58 on: April 03, 2015, 07:49:37 PM »
I've obtained an e-meter and will provide free auditing sessions to anyone who needs to become clear.

do you have to do it in person? can you bring it to fattyfest?

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #59 on: April 03, 2015, 08:12:59 PM »
i have a feeling that erii is a master auditor
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Re: Scientology
« Reply #60 on: April 03, 2015, 10:26:23 PM »
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Re: Scientology
« Reply #62 on: April 04, 2015, 12:55:02 PM »
Go with Mr. C, he will take care of you after leaving the Devil's playground called earth.  Ol' Beezelbub will give you global warming for sure.

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #63 on: April 05, 2015, 05:14:02 PM »
My quotes were from my main guy Heisenberg. He was raised Lutheran and struggled with a lot of things I relate to. He's a quote factory.

They are great quotes.

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #64 on: April 05, 2015, 08:14:32 PM »
I mean by now you guys have probably seen this, right? Amazing turnaround time considering the doc premiered less than a week before this aired.
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Re: Scientology
« Reply #65 on: April 07, 2015, 10:33:13 PM »
Is there a Scientology worship center in Manhattan? And I say go for it! I'd like to meet a Scientologist.
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« Reply #66 on: April 07, 2015, 11:01:11 PM »
there is, but the cover is pretty steep

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #67 on: April 08, 2015, 11:03:49 AM »
I'm getting Scientology ads on some webpages now.

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #68 on: April 08, 2015, 04:40:23 PM »
I'm getting Scientology ads on some webpages now.

Find out for yourself, Mrs. Gooch.

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #69 on: April 08, 2015, 09:36:15 PM »
My quotes were from my main guy Heisenberg. He was raised Lutheran and struggled with a lot of things I relate to. He's a quote factory.

Interesting quotes, but did he say them with any certainty?

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #71 on: July 07, 2015, 11:09:33 PM »
probably ran out of money

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #72 on: July 08, 2015, 07:38:34 AM »
scientology is no more outlandish than any other major religion as far as their beliefs go. I don't know what the costs associated with it are but the major christian religions are really no different as far as cover charges (less up front cost I guess).

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #73 on: July 08, 2015, 08:09:50 AM »
scientology is no more outlandish than any other major religion as far as their beliefs go. I don't know what the costs associated with it are but the major christian religions are really no different as far as cover charges (less up front cost I guess).

Scientologists and Mormons are the only ones I'm aware of that actually make sure you pay anything.

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Re: Scientology
« Reply #74 on: July 08, 2015, 08:11:53 AM »
scientology is no more outlandish than any other major religion as far as their beliefs go. I don't know what the costs associated with it are but the major christian religions are really no different as far as cover charges (less up front cost I guess).

Scientologists and Mormons are the only ones I'm aware of that actually make sure you pay anything.

the rest guilt their members into doing so, and most have suggested tithe amounts based on income. the pope doesn't crap in a solid gold toilet in a solid gold room within a solid gold city which is its own solid gold country because god gave him a shitload of solid gold.