#LUNCHACKERS: diy artisan lunch blog (like instagram)

[puniraptor]

great job, wacky. how many weeks of lunches worth of alfredo did you make?

that second sentence is a real humdinger

i proved read it several times and it cleared my stringent quality control process

Did you "proved read" that one too?

unfortunately not. its a random surveillance system

[Dr Rick Daris]

man, you love peas

no lie- me just now looking at that pic for the first time and right before i read this post- "man, puni really loves peas".

[puniraptor]

peas have many advantages for us #hackers. They are super cheap and can store indefinitely in a compact space and are super nutritious and they can reheated in the microwave in mere moments to a pleaseing texture. If you happen to also think they taste good then the world is your little round green oyster.

canned peas are the opposite of the above and you should never eat them and I wont either.

#PEAS

[Mrs. Gooch]

But peas taste gross.

[nicname]

I love all types of peas.

[steve dave]

FROZEN PEAS, THE DEFINITIVE REVIEW

texture: like poop F-
aesthetics: look like green rolly polly bugs F-
taste: kind of like nothing C+
nutrition: I have no idea, but they are a vegetable B
shelf life: require refrigeration but will probably not get grosser after years of being frozen B

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

if you get a black eye you can put frozen peas on it to slow down the swelling #peahack

[puniraptor]

FROZEN PEAS, THE DEFINITIVE REVIEW

texture: like poop F-
aesthetics: look like green rolly polly bugs F-
taste: kind of like nothing C+
nutrition: I have no idea, but they are a vegetable B
shelf life: require refrigeration but will probably not get grosser after years of being frozen B

with enough sets and reps, the strength and power of your tastebuds can be improved. you arent stuck here.

[steve dave]

the taste isn't what's holding peas back

[star seed 7]

I like peas too but like never eat them

[The Big Train]

i always go with corn over peas even tho I like them a lot

[pissclams]

peas are great but that's probably because they're actually a fruit and not a true vegetable

[Trim]

i always go with corn over peas even tho I like them a lot

Just had some good corn.  Details coming in the long bone thread.

[Katpappy]

i always go with corn over peas even tho I like them a lot

Just had some good corn.  Details coming in the long bone thread.

Do I go to go back to the BB thread to find out?

[Trim]

i always go with corn over peas even tho I like them a lot

Just had some good corn.  Details coming in the long bone thread.

Do I go to go back to the BB thread to find out?

I'll put up some pics here in a minute, including of the corn.

[puniraptor]

Please contact me with any questions or concerns.

[Tobias]

serious lol at work, no gE'n

[420seriouscat69]

  Puni loves hot dogs. 

[Tobias]

is the ketchup stock or #hacked?

[Tobias]

(or is it 'racha?)

[puniraptor]

Puni loves hot dogs. 

i do love hot dogs, but those arent hot dogs, baby! (technically)

[puniraptor]

is the ketchup stock or #hacked?

(or is it 'racha?)

will you believe me when i tell you that it is Gates bbq sauce?

[Tobias]

wow, you should definitely get some bonus points for a fresh take on 'cue

[puniraptor]

i would love to eat on the balcony and share a 'gram of the sky with you guys, but the picnic table out there is like 40 years old and made of decomposing fiberglass and if you sit on it or touch it at all the fiberglass shards embed in your skin

[Spracne]

Serious question:  To how many different problems you encounter in life is the solution to just add hot dogs?