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Protect the Wino!! and Kids!! And Cheap Bastards!
« on: March 22, 2015, 09:11:23 PM »
A California chemist tested cheap wines and found many contain arsenic levels way higher than the limits for drinking water.  One was 500% greater.  Dang, I don't like federal regulation, but I don't want to drink poison hooch.  Think of all of the poor people being slowly killed by white elitist wineries!  Renosweets keeps telling me to lay off that devil's crap-  Life is taking a bad turn.  Obama work on something important instead of global warming - save my wine.


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Re: Protect the Wino!! and Kids!! And Cheap Bastards!
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2015, 09:18:49 PM »
Just make sure you stop eating all that dirt up there in Reno, renocat. Wouldn't want you to get arsenic posiening. 

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Re: Protect the Wino!! and Kids!! And Cheap Bastards!
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2015, 09:39:58 PM »
How much does vodka have  :ohno:
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Re: Protect the Wino!! and Kids!! And Cheap Bastards!
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2015, 11:08:08 PM »
The drinking standards for wine should be more lenient than the standards for water, anyway.

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Re: Protect the Wino!! and Kids!! And Cheap Bastards!
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2015, 12:56:50 AM »
The drinking standards for wine should be more lenient than the standards for water, anyway.

This may be true. Not that I care because I don't drink wine.

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Re: Protect the Wino!! and Kids!! And Cheap Bastards!
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2015, 10:12:31 AM »
I believe I got some of this Saturday