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ask a townie
« on: March 15, 2015, 11:07:00 AM »
guys, i've been here pretty much my whole life. born in mhk. graduated mhs. graduated ksu. if you've ever wanted to ask a townie a question, then i am your guy and this is your thread. fire away.


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Re: ask a townie
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2015, 11:08:05 AM »
Best place to work?
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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2015, 11:10:36 AM »
Best hidden secret or whatever
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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2015, 11:11:33 AM »
Best weekend to visit from out of town
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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2015, 11:12:11 AM »
Can you please give a detailed description of Manhattan in an extremely stereotypical manner that would make a lot of thin-skinned people angry. A tour guide of offensiveness if you will? Not racial ones tho. Get creative.

EDIT: form of question.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2015, 11:14:08 AM »
Most overrated place or thing
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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2015, 11:14:40 AM »
Best weekend to visit from out of town

this weekend. students gone, great weather, aggieville st patricks day.

runner up-bsfs family reunion first fball game weekend.

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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2015, 11:16:11 AM »
How did they get rid of the cow poop smell. It was a lot worse 10 years ago
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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2015, 11:17:14 AM »
Best non-aville non-dt eating and shopping district
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« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2015, 11:20:19 AM »
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« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2015, 11:21:19 AM »
Top 3 barbers in MHK? Or just top 1 if you only think that one is worth a crap. And no stylists either. They have to be barbers.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2015, 11:25:06 AM »
Can you please give a detailed description of Manhattan in an extremely stereotypical manner that would make a lot of thin-skinned people angry. A tour guide of offensiveness if you will? Not racial ones tho. Get creative.

EDIT: form of question.

flyover zone filled with hick college kids, military ft riley rats and townies that weren't smart/opportunist enough to leave.

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« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2015, 11:42:42 AM »
Can you please give a detailed description of Manhattan in an extremely stereotypical manner that would make a lot of thin-skinned people angry. A tour guide of offensiveness if you will? Not racial ones tho. Get creative.

EDIT: form of question.

flyover zone filled with hick college kids, military ft riley rats and townies that weren't smart/opportunist enough to leave.

How about it's like you're a real estate agent showing someone houses and describing different areas and things/ people, but you're really uncouth and carelessly offensive. Similar to those KC metro Barbies and Kens they had on the internet a few years ago.

Hi realtor rd, I'm a 38 year old white lady whose in town with her husband. He's adjunct professor of some sort and we're very interested in a house on Northview drive and Allen rd, but you'd like to get us into a more expensive home somewhere else. We (me and my husband) have two kids 9 and almost 13, a boy and a girl.
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« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2015, 03:21:20 PM »
what part of town most needs more limestone?
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« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2015, 03:22:55 PM »
what part of town most needs more limestone?

that's a trick question. all parts of town could use more limestone.

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« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2015, 03:29:59 PM »
Behind CGS, second most dominant city league dynasty?

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why does RCPD have small mans syndrome?

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what's the best park to take your 3 kids?

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which mexican restaurant serves the best mole?

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which bars should I avoid on SPD15?

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« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2015, 03:41:13 PM »
why haven't you answered any of my townie related questions?

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Re: ask a townie
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2015, 06:01:14 PM »
Just rick daris burning out on another one of his great thread ideas. Move along folks, nothing to see.

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Re: ask a townie
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2015, 09:21:27 PM »
I think he thought other townies would chime in. 
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