Story time.
One time I went into the kitchen and our cook, old gross lady that reminded me of like a witch or something (God bless her soul, she's passed) was stirring a soup while also holding a blood soaked rag over her nose. Like really soaked. Soaked enough that some blood could have gotten in the soup.

So then we get this new guy. I walk into kitchen and in much the same way, Dan is there stirring some soup, and I see a drip of sweat fall off his nose into the soup.

Same Dan, one time he was cooking and his wife showed up pissed trying to fight him because she caught him having an online affair or something.
