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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2015, 11:19:34 AM »
What the hell is going on in here?  :angry:
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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2015, 11:24:15 AM »
My indifference only allows me to brace for a hand (non-ozark) at most.

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2015, 11:27:40 AM »
Don't tell me oscar is leaving after this season.

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2015, 11:32:04 AM »
Assuming "blow" in the title is a clue.

Someone got caught with cocaine

 :Wha:

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2015, 11:32:58 AM »
Can I get a pm too please?

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2015, 11:33:40 AM »
Assuming "blow" in the title is a clue.

Someone got caught with cocaine

 :Wha:

I was thinking oscar went to the dentist and found out he needs braces. Nobody PM'd me that info, though, so it's all speculation at this point.

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2015, 11:41:02 AM »
I think posters that hint about having inside information but don't spill the details (or at least PM their good friend dobber) should be shot. (except for sd and captain crunch)

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2015, 11:43:33 AM »
I think posters that hint about having inside information but don't spill the details (or at least PM their good friend dobber) should be shot. (except for sd and captain crunch)
It's hard to get interested in this kind of "information."  I'll just find out when the big reveal is made.

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #33 on: March 05, 2015, 11:45:28 AM »
I have no idea this time!

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2015, 11:46:10 AM »
My indifference only allows me to brace for a hand (non-ozark) at most.






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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2015, 11:46:54 AM »
oscar is pregnant!

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #36 on: March 05, 2015, 12:02:07 PM »
I hate not knowing cool things.... :bawl:

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #37 on: March 05, 2015, 12:02:19 PM »
Rumblings :bang:

Why not just come out and say it? You're on anonymous. These are the dumbest posts ever.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #38 on: March 05, 2015, 12:05:57 PM »
:sdeek: :horrorsurprise:
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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #39 on: March 05, 2015, 12:07:14 PM »
 :runaway:

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #40 on: March 05, 2015, 12:17:39 PM »
money has a strange posting history. :dunno:

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #41 on: March 05, 2015, 12:35:49 PM »
money has a strange posting history. :dunno:

yeah, wow, what an entrance

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2015, 12:40:06 PM »
mo money, mo problems.

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2015, 01:05:35 PM »
you guys aren't going to believe what happened :surprised:

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #44 on: March 05, 2015, 01:09:32 PM »
When will it be made public?   :shakesfist:  (or PM plz)

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #45 on: March 05, 2015, 01:17:38 PM »
if you guys leave your email address in this thread, i'll email the info to you.

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #46 on: March 05, 2015, 01:19:04 PM »

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #47 on: March 05, 2015, 01:20:17 PM »
Assuming "blow" in the title is a clue.

Someone got caught with cocaine

 :Wha:

One can only hope.

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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #48 on: March 05, 2015, 01:24:59 PM »
Dear Friend,

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This program works perfectly. I have never failed to make $800,000 on each mailing. This is a legitimate business opportunity and perfect money making program. It does not require you to sell anything or come in contact with anyone. Best of all, the only time you ever leave home is to mail your letters and you can do that on the way to the grocery store.

I am sure you could use 800,000 in the next 20 to 90 days.
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Follow these instructions.

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2. Remove the name in the number one position and move the other names up a space. (Two becomes one, three becomes two, etc.) Put your name and address in the sixth position.

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At a conservative rate of response, assume you get 7.5% return rate.

When you send out 200 letters, 15 will send you $1= $15.00
Those 15 people mail out 200 letters, 225 people respond with $1= $225.00
Those 225 people mail out 200 letters, 3,375 people respond with $1.00= $3,375.00
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Sincerely,

money
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Re: Bracing for Another Blow
« Reply #49 on: March 05, 2015, 01:27:34 PM »
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