Author Topic: Time to be Classy fans (Read 9592 times)

ksupamplemousse · « **Reply #50 on:** February 27, 2015, 09:26:30 AM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on February 27, 2015, 09:24:25 AM

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on February 27, 2015, 09:15:34 AM
Shake hands, then offer the other gentleman a brief bow
If you are wearing a tophat, you tip it to members of the opposite sex and say "Good day, Madam"
If you smoke in the parlor, please use the ashcans

I'm thinking we add some gold spittoons for the parlor to match the ashcans.

Classy fans use Snus.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #51 on:** February 27, 2015, 09:36:31 AM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on February 27, 2015, 09:24:25 AM

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on February 27, 2015, 09:15:34 AM
Shake hands, then offer the other gentleman a brief bow
If you are wearing a tophat, you tip it to members of the opposite sex and say "Good day, Madam"
If you smoke in the parlor, please use the ashcans

I'm thinking we add some gold spittoons for the parlor to match the ashcans.

Everything will be brass plated

Yard Dog · « **Reply #52 on:** February 27, 2015, 09:51:42 AM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on February 26, 2015, 08:19:57 PM

Stadium announcer has an English accent.

"And the chap with the thrice point shot successfully completed is Sir Marcus Foster!"

This would be amazing.

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on February 26, 2015, 10:48:51 PM

a twitter account that shows female fans of our school in shirts that show lots of clevage

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #53 on:** February 27, 2015, 09:56:07 AM »

Crank AC/DC constantly
Entire student body scream swear word quotes from Adam Sandler movies

meow meow · « **Reply #54 on:** February 27, 2015, 10:03:46 AM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on February 27, 2015, 09:56:07 AM

Crank AC/DC constantly
Entire student body scream swear word quotes from Adam Sandler movies

and make racist comments towards opposing players/coaches! YEAH!!

POWL · « **Reply #55 on:** February 27, 2015, 11:44:47 AM »

slavery

ChiComCat · « **Reply #56 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:10:28 PM »

I've long been a believer in seat fillers for concession/bathroom trips

That_Guy · « **Reply #57 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:12:46 PM »

Jim knows how to dress, "classy."

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Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #58 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:14:44 PM »

Guys, with the 3pm tip off please come prepared.

If the game goes to OT you may have to retire to the chowder room to don a dinner jacket.

Trim · « **Reply #59 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:18:37 PM »

Put on white gloves prior to breaking any concourse sinks.

Rough Rider · « **Reply #60 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:31:19 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on February 26, 2015, 10:48:51 PM

a twitter account that shows female fans of our school in shirts that show lots of clevage

@KSU_Ankles

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Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #61 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:31:50 PM »

Duels

slobber · « **Reply #62 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:36:03 PM »

Quote from: Rough Rider on February 27, 2015, 12:31:19 PM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on February 26, 2015, 10:48:51 PM
a twitter account that shows female fans of our school in shirts that show lots of clevage

@KSU_Ankles

#nonipples (Still)

Gonna win 'em all!

BostonPancake · « **Reply #63 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:38:25 PM »

Dijon mustard for your hotdog. Also, its not a hotdog anymore....its a frankfurter, or a Bramfurter.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #64 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:39:42 PM »

Quote from: BostonPancake on February 27, 2015, 12:38:25 PM

Dijon mustard for your hotdog. Also, its not a hotdog anymore....its a frankfurter, or a Bramfurter.

Its a braised prime rib dog

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #65 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:42:47 PM »

High Tea at Halftime

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #66 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:44:36 PM »

Is it possible to get suspenders for our basketball uniforms?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #67 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:47:06 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on February 27, 2015, 12:44:36 PM

Is it possible to get suspenders for our basketball uniforms?

Those are called "braces" you savage

ChiComCat · « **Reply #68 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:48:24 PM »

Wingtip basketball shoes

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #69 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:54:03 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on February 27, 2015, 12:48:24 PM

Wingtip basketball shoes

Spats

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #70 on:** February 27, 2015, 12:59:34 PM »

Powdered wigs

catastrophe · « **Reply #71 on:** February 27, 2015, 01:41:14 PM »

At the end of every win, fans gingerly step on to the court and personally escort opposing teams and coaches to the visiting locker room. After safely arriving, fans tend to any players that may have been inadvertently bumped (see: assaulted) during the game and administer first aid as necessary.

Remaining fans on the court shake hands and cordially congratulate each other on another rousing display of spirit and sportsmanship.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #72 on:** February 27, 2015, 01:45:32 PM »

Quote from: catastrophe on February 27, 2015, 01:41:14 PM

At the end of every win, fans gingerly step on to the court and personally escort opposing teams and coaches to the visiting locker room. After safely arriving, fans tend to any players that may have been inadvertently bumped (see: assaulted) during the game and administer first aid as necessary.

Remaining fans on the court shake hands and cordially congratulate each other on another rousing display of spirit and sportsmanship.

I like that. Sort of like ushers at a wedding walk the female guest to their seat except our usher would walk each opposing team player to the locker room.

catastrophe · « **Reply #73 on:** February 27, 2015, 02:05:51 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on February 27, 2015, 01:45:32 PM

Quote from: catastrophe on February 27, 2015, 01:41:14 PM
At the end of every win, fans gingerly step on to the court and personally escort opposing teams and coaches to the visiting locker room. After safely arriving, fans tend to any players that may have been inadvertently bumped (see: assaulted) during the game and administer first aid as necessary.

Remaining fans on the court shake hands and cordially congratulate each other on another rousing display of spirit and sportsmanship.

I like that. Sort of like ushers at a wedding walk the female guest to their seat except our usher would walk each opposing team player to the locker room.

Exactly. But no locking arms so as to avoid any chances of chicken winging. Maybe they could hold hands, or the players could hold onto the attendant fan's shoulder.

Of course, the fans should first offer the player a single white rose and say "my condolences for the results of your sporting match good sir. Please do follow me now to safety now."

kso_FAN · « **Reply #74 on:** February 27, 2015, 02:09:05 PM »

I'm hearing Sandstorm is done.