Author Topic: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can.... (Read 4965245 times)

kso_FAN · « **Reply #11550 on:** September 16, 2011, 10:14:04 AM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on September 16, 2011, 10:10:45 AM

hey- anybody know any good mennonite jokes?

Q. What is the difference between a Lutheran and a Mennonite ?
A. A Lutheran will say 'hello' to you in a liquor store !

OK_Cat · « **Reply #11551 on:** September 16, 2011, 10:31:44 AM »

in junior high, we always thought that if we drove down to montezuma and knocked the little hat off a girls head that she'd be extra horny.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #11552 on:** September 16, 2011, 10:32:45 AM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on September 16, 2011, 10:31:44 AM

in junior high, we always thought that if we drove down to montezuma and knocked the little hat off a girls head that she'd be extra horny.

Did it work?

OK_Cat · « **Reply #11553 on:** September 16, 2011, 10:35:08 AM »

i knew a high school kid that could drive, but my mom would never let me go out of town with my buds. so we never got to go to montezuma to try.

michigancat · « **Reply #11554 on:** September 16, 2011, 02:38:56 PM »

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The new Red River Shootout? #OU sources indicating that they have talked to #TAMU about replacing #Texas in yearly Dallas game..

LOL

http://twitter.com/#!/themarkup

Panjandrum · « **Reply #11555 on:** September 16, 2011, 02:40:36 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on September 16, 2011, 02:38:56 PM

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The new Red River Shootout? #OU sources indicating that they have talked to #TAMU about replacing #Texas in yearly Dallas game..

LOL

http://twitter.com/#!/themarkup

That's it. I'm done. No one is even pretending to be accurate any more.

steve dave · « **Reply #11556 on:** September 16, 2011, 02:40:41 PM »

holy crap

OK_Cat · « **Reply #11557 on:** September 16, 2011, 02:41:14 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on September 16, 2011, 02:38:56 PM

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The new Red River Shootout? #OU sources indicating that they have talked to #TAMU about replacing #Texas in yearly Dallas game..

LOL

http://twitter.com/#!/themarkup

anybody who has a clue regarding OU/Texas knows that the game will never, ever, ever go away. these 'necks plan their year around it.

pike · « **Reply #11558 on:** September 16, 2011, 02:42:54 PM »

OU applying leverage to UT's balls. Awesome.

MadCat · « **Reply #11559 on:** September 16, 2011, 02:51:32 PM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on September 16, 2011, 02:40:36 PM

Quote from: michigancat on September 16, 2011, 02:38:56 PM
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The new Red River Shootout? #OU sources indicating that they have talked to #TAMU about replacing #Texas in yearly Dallas game..

LOL

http://twitter.com/#!/themarkup

That's it. I'm done. No one is even pretending to be accurate any more.

Ags appear to have thrown that worthless honor code out the window. Good for them.

steve dave · « **Reply #11560 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:04:13 PM »

Has nothing to do with the Ags.

mcmwcat · « **Reply #11561 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:04:52 PM »

0.42 · « **Reply #11562 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:24:35 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 16, 2011, 02:40:41 PM

holy crap

god i'd have to drive home the minute that news comes out if it actually happens. the meltdown would just be goddamned amazing

MadCat · « **Reply #11563 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:29:29 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 16, 2011, 03:04:13 PM

Has nothing to do with the Ags.

This guys pretty reliable then?

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The Mark Up
The Mark Up
@themarkup Houston, TX
Husband, Aggie, Conservative writer, sports fan and spouter of stuff. Will talk football, politics, baseball, etc. Tweets are me talking, not Rivals.
http://the-mark-up.com

Brock Landers · « **Reply #11564 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:51:12 PM »

Quote from: pike on September 16, 2011, 02:42:54 PM

OU applying leverage to UT's balls. Awesome.

That's too stupid to be considered leverage. UT is laughing their asses off at the prospect of being replaced by aTm. I bet there's a new thread called "OU Twitter Sources Realignment Gems" over on Orangebloods.

TheHamburglar · « **Reply #11565 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:54:26 PM »

Found this link over on ShaggyBevo. UT set up a special BOR meeting for Monday afternoon.

http://info.sos.state.tx.us/pls/pub/pubomquery$omquery.queryview?P_OM_ID=137695&Z_CHK=33600

catzacker · « **Reply #11566 on:** September 16, 2011, 04:26:39 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on September 16, 2011, 03:51:12 PM

Quote from: pike on September 16, 2011, 02:42:54 PM
OU applying leverage to UT's balls. Awesome.

That's too stupid to be considered leverage. UT is laughing their asses off at the prospect of being replaced by aTm. I bet there's a new thread called "OU Twitter Sources Realignment Gems" over on Orangebloods.

This. So much so I can't imagine it is coming from OU.

wabash909 · « **Reply #11567 on:** September 16, 2011, 04:36:17 PM »

It kinda feels like it's the calm before the storm.

On Monday I'm just hoping there is a Super Dome we can take shelter in after the hurricane ravages the crap out of us and the President forgets to call FEMA.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #11568 on:** September 16, 2011, 04:39:39 PM »

Chip Brown
Orangebloods.com: Texas regents will meet Monday to authorize pres Bill Powers to make decisions on conference membership.

Pete · « **Reply #11569 on:** September 16, 2011, 04:41:36 PM »

Quote from: wabash909 on September 16, 2011, 04:36:17 PM

It kinda feels like it's the calm before the storm.

On Monday I'm just hoping there is a Super Dome we can take shelter in after the hurricane ravages the crap out of us and the President forgets to call FEMA.

Loads of people got raped in the Super Dome, right?

wabash909 · « **Reply #11570 on:** September 16, 2011, 04:43:34 PM »

Quote from: Pete on September 16, 2011, 04:41:36 PM

Quote from: wabash909 on September 16, 2011, 04:36:17 PM
It kinda feels like it's the calm before the storm.

On Monday I'm just hoping there is a Super Dome we can take shelter in after the hurricane ravages the crap out of us and the President forgets to call FEMA.

Loads of people got raped in the Super Dome, right?

Yes. And a few died. There was also a lot of raw sewage as well.

bakerman · « **Reply #11571 on:** September 16, 2011, 04:44:52 PM »

Quote from: Pete on September 16, 2011, 04:41:36 PM

Quote from: wabash909 on September 16, 2011, 04:36:17 PM
It kinda feels like it's the calm before the storm.

On Monday I'm just hoping there is a Super Dome we can take shelter in after the hurricane ravages the crap out of us and the President forgets to call FEMA.

Loads of people got raped in the Super Dome, right?

that's just NOLA bein NOLA baby!

(wrff's wife is going to crock pot the crap out of me for that)

ew2x4 · « **Reply #11572 on:** September 16, 2011, 04:45:42 PM »

Chip Brown
Orangebloods.com: OU regents will also meet Monday to authorize pres David Boren to make decisions on conference membership/affiliation.

bakerman · « **Reply #11573 on:** September 16, 2011, 04:49:41 PM »

welp

ew2x4 · « **Reply #11574 on:** September 16, 2011, 04:52:24 PM »

Chip Brown
Sources tell Orangebloods.com OU regents still focused on joining the Pac-12.

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