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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9975 on: September 07, 2011, 01:13:42 AM »
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!

What's hilarious is that with every new day, it looks like nothing is really going to happen.

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« Reply #9976 on: September 07, 2011, 01:15:31 AM »
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!

What's hilarious is that with every new day, it looks like nothing is really going to happen.
yeah, sometimes I think this is all just a manufactured ratings bonanza for networks, radio, and such.   

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« Reply #9977 on: September 07, 2011, 01:18:17 AM »
Baylor is already lawyered up.  If this is true, A&M can kiss that invite goodbye.

baylor getting mumped is pretty high on my list of priorities.  it's surprisingly competitive with kstate not getting mumped.


i guess i don't mind them not getting mumped if events just unfold that way.  but i don't want them to be the agent of their own benefit.
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9978 on: September 07, 2011, 01:21:58 AM »
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!

What's hilarious is that with every new day, it looks like nothing is really going to happen.
yeah, sometimes I think this is all just a manufactured ratings bonanza for networks, radio, and such.   

Eh, we've gone about a thousand hits above average on our site, so yeah, it's good for business.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9979 on: September 07, 2011, 01:23:39 AM »
Baylor is already lawyered up.  If this is true, A&M can kiss that invite goodbye.

baylor getting mumped is pretty high on my list of priorities.  it's surprisingly competitive with kstate not getting mumped.


i guess i don't mind them not getting mumped if events just unfold that way.  but i don't want them to be the agent of their own benefit.

The highest on my list (aside form seeing KSU not get destroyed) is seeing A&M embarrassed at historical levels.

This would be pretty epic.

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« Reply #9980 on: September 07, 2011, 01:29:45 AM »
I love these Texans and their power plays more and more each year.

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« Reply #9981 on: September 07, 2011, 01:39:53 AM »
Why the eff would the Big 12 waive its right to sue? Can Beebee just not kill the conference fast enough?  :shakesfist:
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9982 on: September 07, 2011, 01:47:41 AM »
My heads a f'n spinning

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« Reply #9983 on: September 07, 2011, 01:55:25 AM »
I say that when it looks like the Big XII will stay together (after the presser where an OU guy and a UT guy shake hands in front of a giant Big XII logo with fake smiles plastered on their faces) KU, MU, and KState suddenly announce they're going to the Big East following a super secret KC Olive Garden conclave. Think of the mind rough ridin' that would give those guys.

Would be even better if A&M was forced to stay by the lawyers

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« Reply #9984 on: September 07, 2011, 02:02:32 AM »
TexAgs is just a treasure right now.  An absolute treasure.

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You ****ing pieces of ****. I wish nothing but the worst to all of you ****ing losers. Its not our job to keep your university afloat. Its not our job to make sure you do well. Its not our fault that you won't have any options after all this settles. Seriously, go to hell. I hope Sherman hangs 50+ on you parasites. If you think that your economy will suffer when we go to the SEC, then how about you not being graced by our presence ever again, in every sport?

All of you geek twats are giggling (but not dancing) at this, but guess what it will still get done. This is just showing how utterly pathetic your university and your leadership is. Ken Starr whoring himself, getting every chance he gets to spew ridiculous information on how everyone should pity Baylor. I absolutely despise t.u, but your recent ***** actions have made me realize that y'all are a waste of space on this earth. Go **** yourselves in whatever non BCS conference you end up at. I am going to truly enjoy watching you scramble in the near future. Get a life, and piss off already. Go bother OU or something, because if they leave then you are indeed ****ED.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9985 on: September 07, 2011, 02:04:17 AM »
I vote that for complete reinstatement to the Big 12, R. Bowen Loftin must walk to the 50 yard line in Austin, kiss the Longhorn, and do all of this while wearing a burnt orange bow tie.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9986 on: September 07, 2011, 02:05:16 AM »
Let's sue them.

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9987 on: September 07, 2011, 02:09:13 AM »
I'll kick in the first $5

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9988 on: September 07, 2011, 02:09:38 AM »
Make that a $10. I'm feeling generous

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9989 on: September 07, 2011, 02:09:56 AM »
Made it 400. Yessssss

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9990 on: September 07, 2011, 02:11:14 AM »
This is entertaining
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9991 on: September 07, 2011, 02:11:42 AM »
goEMAW.com should sue them.
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9992 on: September 07, 2011, 02:16:04 AM »
The thing that no one seems to be mentioning is that this is probably the SEC's get out of jail free card.  They made the move to get A&M thinking expansion would be easy, and when they started looking at who #14 was, and they were staring down the barrel of admitting MU and WVU as their best options, they needed a way to hit the breaks on this without looking like a bad guy.

Enter this strange clause that had no prayer of being met, and boom, sorry A&M, we tried, but we didn't want to be sued.  We'll send you a Christmas card.  kthxbi.

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« Reply #9993 on: September 07, 2011, 02:40:24 AM »
The TexAgs crowd is now threatening to go independent for 2012 and join the SEC after that rather than play in the Big 12 next year.  They are nothing but a bunch of dicktwats.  (I picked up that word reading their discussions about Baylor.)

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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9994 on: September 07, 2011, 02:43:41 AM »
i guess i don't mind them not getting mumped if events just unfold that way.  but i don't want them to be the agent of their own benefit.

on the positive side, if baylor actually is capable of forcing a&m to stay in the big 12 against their will, and uses that power, the already fantastic a&m-bu games will now be simply beyond belief.
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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9995 on: September 07, 2011, 02:45:21 AM »
The TexAgs crowd is now threatening to go independent for 2012 and join the SEC after that rather than play in the Big 12 next year.  They are nothing but a bunch of dicktwats.  (I picked up that word reading their discussions about Baylor.)

What would the statue of limitations be?

The key verbiage in Brown's report was so long as each individual member of the Big 12 waives its right to litigation against the SEC.

All Baylor has to do is say, "No, we may litigate," and this all falls apart.  

Aggie is too stupid to realize that this is the SEC's way of getting out of buyer's remorse.

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« Reply #9996 on: September 07, 2011, 02:57:36 AM »
voted into the SEC.
JFC!  Here I am reading 400 hundred gillen zillen pages of Smoke your Cigars and Listen to the Band and blam, you snick this in!!!! It's time to put this to bed.  :shakesfist:

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« Reply #9997 on: September 07, 2011, 04:51:47 AM »
"Sources say Texas A&M's acceptance into the Southeastern Conference is contingent upon each Big 12 school waiving the right to sue the SEC"

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no way.  no f'ing way.  this is too good to be true.  Like, no one else is reporting this side of the story. Not the Houston Chronicle, not the San Antonio Express, not the Forth Worth Star Telegram....no one but Chip has this?  No f'ing way.  

edit:  I guess this dude admits that Baylor would be the hurdle.  I think he's with TexasAgs or some Aggie site.   but says A&M will get past it.  I would think this would only stall the inevitable. 


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Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #9998 on: September 07, 2011, 06:15:52 AM »
Just got done creeping around the Phog. I thought we were getting a little bit ahead of ourselves thinking that we have a Big East invite locked up, but it's nothing compared to those idiots. They are acting like KU to the Pac-16 is a certainty.

I especially liked the "if MU goes SEC and UT goes independent, who goes to the Pac 16 with us" thread and the Regents thread where someone said the BOR is influenced heavily by flowers sent annually by Jon Wefald:

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« Reply #9999 on: September 07, 2011, 06:23:09 AM »
Wish I understood why Beebe is waiving the conference's right to sue.

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