Ahhh, shazbot! it. Let’s just ignore TV contracts and likelihoods for a second, and just for funsies come up with our own personal dream Big XII. Just for grins and giggs, you guys. NO JUDGMENT.
NORTH:
—KSU Kats
—KU Settings
—Iowa St. still squeaks in, but only for the Gems threads.
—Nebraska but only in a world where we get to LOL at them for crawling back.
—Colorado State. Mike from Ft. Collins is right: we belong together. Also Ft. Collins is an SB dream town. DREAM TOWN. Also my friend Eric lives there.
—Colorado so we can have at least one good smelling fanbase.
SOUTH:
—OU Suicide Bombers, obviously
—OSU OANNs, to continually play video of Brad Seib’s TD every two years
—Texas, duh
—aTm. lol jk eff those weirdos
—WVU Crocketts. Everyone clamoring to get rid of them must never have gone to a roadie in Morgantown. Some of the most fun I’ve had EVER
—Arkansas Pig Aggy (they just seem like they’d fit in with KU and TTech and Iowa State and all the other hick schools in our conference.)
—Duke. Sister school for academics and sister school for basketball.