Imagine a BYU future... Can you? Here, i'l try to help.
<The sun rises in the east, birds chirp>
My, what a fine fall morning today looks to bring. The Big 12 is at some number of teams greater than 10 and life is grand!
Low, what have we here? The morning paper that still exists and hasn't folded in a figurative sense has arrived. It ought to contain next year's Big 12 football schedule, grand!
OK, hmmmm... 2 Powderpuff teams to open up the season and a game @Notre Dame. Wowzers!
Lets see, after that we have the conference games...
Baylor
@BYU
TCU
@Bethel College
...
What a great line up! I sure was apprehensive about the B12s new
All religious schools rule but its looks to have been really for the best! Well, no time to be idle, better get started on that coffee cake for this afternoon's group study and write up my first draft of secular movies that people shouldn't watch!

Rejoice, though, for these are only the shadows of things that may be...