Author Topic: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....  (Read 4967335 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline SleepFighter

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2011
  • I'll wait here for my Cherry Coke Zero.
    • View Profile
Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
« Reply #6100 on: September 01, 2010, 02:29:05 PM »
Starting to get a little jealous of BYU.  6 year football series with Notre Dame and 8-year contract with ESPN for football.

On the other hand, no Dr. Pepper.

No more Dr. Pepper for us either after this year.

Also, only teetotalers allowed at all future PAKs.

Offline CHONGS

  • The Producer
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 20117
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: BYU
« Reply #6101 on: September 01, 2010, 02:30:31 PM »
C'mon, you know deep down Boulder and CU are way batter than BYU.  You have to know this.

Offline OK_Cat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16224
  • Hey
    • View Profile
Re: BYU
« Reply #6102 on: September 01, 2010, 02:31:41 PM »
I've been to both places, and it isn't even close.  SLC stands for Stupid Loser Camp.

Offline WildcatNkilt

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7002
  • Had the worst birthday ever on Dec. 5th of '98.
    • View Profile
Re: BYU
« Reply #6103 on: September 01, 2010, 02:35:48 PM »


Olympics in Boulder?  GMAFB
Kansas City Blue Barbecue fan.

Offline Poonhound69

  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 58
    • View Profile
Re: BYU
« Reply #6104 on: September 01, 2010, 02:37:30 PM »
VLBYUUtahLQLawsSLCZionIQ being demonstrated in this thread IMO

Offline nicname

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 17051
  • Deal with it.
    • View Profile
Re: BYU
« Reply #6105 on: September 01, 2010, 02:41:56 PM »
C'mon, you know deep down Boulder and CU are way batter than BYU.  You have to know this.

JFC, I never said that Boulder wasn't cooler than SLC, I'm saying that BYU is better in every way than CU, more money, more fans, better teams. 
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

Offline bakerman

  • Big Salt Spokesperson
  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1698
    • View Profile
Re: BYU
« Reply #6106 on: September 01, 2010, 02:44:06 PM »
Quote
In March 2009 the laws pertaining to entering a bar to get a drink were repealed. Previously, new patrons wishing to purchase an alcoholic beverage needed to complete a form and pay a fee (about $15 for the year) in order to receive a membership card. That card allowed them to drink at that particular "private club." Under the new legislation, this will no longer be required. Likewise walls that shield drinkers from diners in restaurants are to be taken down allowing drinks to be served across the bar to all customers.

I guess they just got rid of their crappy laws.

Offline WildcatNkilt

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7002
  • Had the worst birthday ever on Dec. 5th of '98.
    • View Profile
Re: BYU
« Reply #6107 on: September 01, 2010, 02:45:16 PM »
C'mon, you know deep down Boulder and CU are way batter than BYU.  You have to know this.

JFC, I never said that Boulder wasn't cooler than SLC, I'm saying that BYU is better in every way than CU, more money, more fans, better teams. 

CU fans are trash.  Like....bottom of the barrel peasants.  Sketchy people if you ask me.
Kansas City Blue Barbecue fan.

Offline CHONGS

  • The Producer
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 20117
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: BYU
« Reply #6108 on: September 01, 2010, 02:46:30 PM »
C'mon, you know deep down Boulder and CU are way batter than BYU.  You have to know this.

JFC, I never said that Boulder wasn't cooler than SLC, I'm saying that BYU is better in every way than CU, more money, more fans, better teams.  
No it isn't.   CU is a much better school.

Offline WildcatNkilt

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7002
  • Had the worst birthday ever on Dec. 5th of '98.
    • View Profile
Re: BYU
« Reply #6109 on: September 01, 2010, 02:51:48 PM »
C'mon, you know deep down Boulder and CU are way batter than BYU.  You have to know this.

JFC, I never said that Boulder wasn't cooler than SLC, I'm saying that BYU is better in every way than CU, more money, more fans, better teams.  
No it isn't.   CU is a much better school.

Actually according to USN, BYU is #75 and CU is #86.

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/national-universities-rankings
Kansas City Blue Barbecue fan.

Offline CHONGS

  • The Producer
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 20117
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: BYU
« Reply #6110 on: September 01, 2010, 02:52:43 PM »
C'mon, you know deep down Boulder and CU are way batter than BYU.  You have to know this.

JFC, I never said that Boulder wasn't cooler than SLC, I'm saying that BYU is better in every way than CU, more money, more fans, better teams. 
No it isn't.   CU is a much better school.

Actually according to USN, BYU is #75 and CU is #86.

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/national-universities-rankings
USN is trash.

They have JILA and NIST!

BOTH!


AAU as well!

Offline nicname

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 17051
  • Deal with it.
    • View Profile
Re: BYU
« Reply #6111 on: September 01, 2010, 02:54:08 PM »
Endowment: Tie
Better Football Appeal: BYU
Better Basketball Appeal: BYU
SLC is growing faster than just about any other area in the US
People actually care about BYU sports
No one, not even their own fans care about CU.

CU is a place for beautiful people and it is really cool.  Just not better than BYU.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

Offline CHONGS

  • The Producer
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 20117
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: BYU
« Reply #6112 on: September 01, 2010, 02:58:55 PM »
Endowment: Tie
Better Football Appeal: BYU
Better Basketball Appeal: BYU
SLC is growing faster than just about any other area in the US
People actually care about BYU sports
No one, not even their own fans care about CU.

CU is a place for beautiful people and it is really cool.  Just not better than BYU.
Horribly wrong.  Just horrible. 

BYU Nobel Laureates = BIG FAT ZERO
CU Nobel Laureates = 4

Offline kcchiefdav

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 787
    • View Profile
Re: BYU
« Reply #6113 on: September 01, 2010, 02:59:45 PM »
C'mon, you know deep down Boulder and CU are way batter than BYU.  You have to know this.

JFC, I never said that Boulder wasn't cooler than SLC, I'm saying that BYU is better in every way than CU, more money, more fans, better teams.  
No it isn't.   CU is a much better school.

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/compare/items+1370+3670
Y.N.W.A.

Offline CHONGS

  • The Producer
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 20117
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: BYU
« Reply #6114 on: September 01, 2010, 03:01:04 PM »
C'mon, you know deep down Boulder and CU are way batter than BYU.  You have to know this.

JFC, I never said that Boulder wasn't cooler than SLC, I'm saying that BYU is better in every way than CU, more money, more fans, better teams. 
No it isn't.   CU is a much better school.

http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/compare/items+1370+3670
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5775.msg125205#msg125205

Offline kcchiefdav

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 787
    • View Profile
Re: BYU
« Reply #6115 on: September 01, 2010, 03:01:08 PM »

C'mon, you know deep down Boulder and CU are way batter than BYU.  You have to know this.

JFC, I never said that Boulder wasn't cooler than SLC, I'm saying that BYU is better in every way than CU, more money, more fans, better teams.  
No it isn't.   CU is a much better school.


http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/compare/items+1370+3670

Chigon = Bad at College Football Rankings and bad at College rankings.
Y.N.W.A.

Offline CHONGS

  • The Producer
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 20117
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: BYU
« Reply #6116 on: September 01, 2010, 03:03:23 PM »

C'mon, you know deep down Boulder and CU are way batter than BYU.  You have to know this.

JFC, I never said that Boulder wasn't cooler than SLC, I'm saying that BYU is better in every way than CU, more money, more fans, better teams. 
No it isn't.   CU is a much better school.


http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/compare/items+1370+3670

Chigon = Bad at College Football Rankings and bad at College rankings.
You are a small hearted, mean person.

and

My rankings are AWESOME

Offline MadCat

  • TIME's Person Of The Year - 2006
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13890
    • View Profile
Re: BYU
« Reply #6117 on: September 01, 2010, 03:55:57 PM »
This thread makes me happy.  Can we add it to the cigars one?

Offline dmartin

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1772
    • View Profile
Re: BYU
« Reply #6118 on: September 01, 2010, 03:57:47 PM »

Offline WildcatNkilt

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 7002
  • Had the worst birthday ever on Dec. 5th of '98.
    • View Profile
Kansas City Blue Barbecue fan.

Offline AbeFroman

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 8330
    • View Profile
Re: BYU
« Reply #6120 on: September 01, 2010, 04:17:27 PM »
CU > BYU

I prefer double wells at the bar (not available in Utah)
I prefer weed (not available in Utah)
I prefer premarital sex (not available in Utah)
I prefer not getting ostracized for my religion/lack thereof (not available in Utah)

Offline MadCat

  • TIME's Person Of The Year - 2006
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13890
    • View Profile

Offline KSUTOMMY

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1575
    • View Profile
Re: BYU
« Reply #6122 on: September 01, 2010, 04:24:47 PM »
MORMONGEDDON!!!

Held in Bushnell, NE - exactly halfway between Manhappiness to SLC!!! The High School closed in the spring of 1981, with the elementary closing 5 years later. The students now attend School in Kimball, Nebraska. After the school closed all the businesses in town struggled to survive. The grain elevators closed, the gas station closed, then it was like dominoes. About all that is left is a Post Office and the village office. So that means there is a FB field to be had for cheap!!!
We are K-State and we love to hire SHlTTY coaches.

Offline OK_Cat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16224
  • Hey
    • View Profile

Offline CHONGS

  • The Producer
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 20117
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: BYU
« Reply #6124 on: September 01, 2010, 04:27:47 PM »
CU > BYU

I prefer double wells at the bar (not available in Utah)
I prefer weed (not available in Utah)
I prefer premarital sex (not available in Utah)
I prefer not getting ostracized for my religion/lack thereof (not available in Utah)
TESTIFY!