Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....

[Pete]

@Pete I just want to stop for a second and applaud you for what might be the finest thread title ever penned on this blog. It's a masterpiece of prose. Is it an original, or did you lift it from somewhere?

It's almost certainly been uttered before.  I am like a kleptomaniac, but with words and phrases. 

[star seed 7]

And pelts

[Pete]

I wonder if Yormark will stir the pot with some well placed rumors this week. 

[sonofdaxjones]

I wonder if Yormark will stir the pot with some well placed rumors this week. 

The Yormark conspiracy is taking on a life of its own.

[sonofdaxjones]

The Utah fans big timing shtick was not something I expected

Academically, #Utah is just too good for the #SEC.  It's #B1G or bust for the #Utes. pic.twitter.com/J6S47LtRMg

— Message Board Geniuses (@BoardGeniuses) March 14, 2023

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[MadCat]

Oh look, it's another Colorado

[Pete]

In the holy war rivalry, I might end up rooting for an earthquake.

[tdaver]

I don’t want to die, Pete. 

How about both teams doing the Nebraska Benny Hill turnover thing?

[Hurricane Cat]

@Pete I just want to stop for a second and applaud you for what might be the finest thread title ever penned on this blog. It's a masterpiece of prose. Is it an original, or did you lift it from somewhere?

It truly is wonderful; I find myself applying it to all aspects of my life that are out of my control 

[Pete]

I don’t want to die, Pete. 

How about both teams doing the Nebraska Benny Hill turnover thing?

Hmmmmm, I was going to counter with super volcano, but that really doesn’t address your concerns about mortality.  Good news is that we have plenty of time to workshop this

[MadCat]

https://athlonsports.com/college-football/big-ten-preferred-pac-12-school-ucla-oregon
big 10 allegedly wanted Oregon with USC initially