My buddy and I were tailgating at the SKC game and playing washers. He's a promoter for McCormick, so he was passing around their new version of crown royal, which is called triple crown. As more "midwestern type" ppl headed over to join us, this one dork store kept telling my black friend he was the "whitest dark skin he had ever met and it was cool to meet a brother who likes country music."
I couldn't take it much longer. I told the dude to leave and my buddy said everything was cool. I later asked him why he dealt with retards like that when we were out and he said "I grew up in Atchison, i'm use to the ignorance, it's cool." Sad.