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Re: late night pit
« Reply #175 on: March 05, 2015, 11:36:05 PM »
I am bummed.  B&B Circus is doing away with their elephnats; no more elephant crap smell to go with your popcorn.  What are the trainers going to do?  What kind of job can they get with their skill set?  I got more depressed when I tried to find out what is happening to Benji the Gay Bull.  He was saved from slaughter and shipped to a sanctuary.  He fell in love with a juvenille bull, but his love affair is going to end.  Them heartless bastards are going to castrate him, just like a dog at a shelter.  No wonder homeless guys do not want to stay overnight in a shelter.

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #176 on: March 05, 2015, 11:46:09 PM »


I am bummed.  B&B Circus is doing away with their elephnats; no more elephant crap smell to go with your popcorn.  What are the trainers going to do?  What kind of job can they get with their skill set?  I got more depressed when I tried to find out what is happening to Benji the Gay Bull.  He was saved from slaughter and shipped to a sanctuary.  He fell in love with a juvenille bull, but his love affair is going to end.  Them heartless bastards are going to castrate him, just like a dog at a shelter.  No wonder homeless guys do not want to stay overnight in a shelter.

They could probably be zookeepers or train other animals or something.

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #177 on: March 06, 2015, 06:52:34 AM »
They'll land on their feet

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #178 on: March 17, 2015, 11:25:33 PM »
That's bullshit, wacky. Although as bread mentions, it's good she's putting it out there.

And this belongs in the dating thread.
I know. I didn't want too many eyes on it tho.

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #179 on: March 18, 2015, 10:18:48 AM »
Wacky, horses are mean spirited and terrifying creatures.  They'll bite your ear off without even a second thought.  Anyone who likes them is a psychopath and are not to be trusted.

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #180 on: March 18, 2015, 10:19:44 AM »
Wacky, horses are mean spirited and terrifying creatures.  They'll bite your ear off without even a second thought.  Anyone who likes them is a psychopath and are not to be trusted.

i tried to feed a horse a carrot and it bit my fingers!

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #181 on: March 18, 2015, 10:23:50 AM »
 :lol:  :thumbs:

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #182 on: March 18, 2015, 10:28:51 AM »
Horses are huge fuckfaces.  Huge. 

Any animal that you can only approach from one specific side or risk getting your face kicked in can get mumped. 

Glue is their best use. 

Also, that one guy that rides along side of the road all dressed up in western wear....sometimes I think about doing him and the horse a favor and swerving into them as I speed by.

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #183 on: March 18, 2015, 11:19:46 PM »
Moooochelle quit preaching your fat hating bigotry to us chow hounds.  How dare you tell us not to eat at buffets.  I eat everything I pile on my plate - I probably account for 5 jobs.  When I create my holistic organic matter - 3 sewer workers thank me.  Buffets are right, an American symbol - no starving Africans here!.

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #184 on: March 18, 2015, 11:52:50 PM »
omg  :love:


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Re: late night pit
« Reply #185 on: March 19, 2015, 01:56:57 AM »
It's late at night and I'm hanging out in The Pit! Can I hang out with you guys in here?

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #186 on: March 19, 2015, 06:50:36 AM »
Yeah, you can hang
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Re: late night pit
« Reply #187 on: March 19, 2015, 07:16:27 AM »

:lol:  :thumbs:
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Re: late night pit
« Reply #188 on: March 19, 2015, 10:00:12 PM »
My brother's horse use to chase us kids across the barn lot until we learned our possum killing dog was a sic 'em machine.  He would grab hold of the horse's tail, and get drug around the lot.  The worse experience was once being in direct line of an up close horse fart - it makes your knees buckle.

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #189 on: March 20, 2015, 11:24:16 PM »
Travelling tonight - convenience store pet peeves.   To the people who open their car doors and dump nasty stuff on the ground, or barf, or dump a chewing tobacco can - please don't do it.  Can't get it off your shoes. How in the hell do blind people find the braille dots on the bottom of the bathroom signs when they first walk in the store.  And  why is the coffee so hot, you could scald feathers off a chicken with it.  Why do they let you see their gross kitchen where the food they want you to buy is made.

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #190 on: March 20, 2015, 11:26:15 PM »
did you pay the cover renocat?

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #191 on: March 20, 2015, 11:26:53 PM »
Where are you traveling to?
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Re: late night pit
« Reply #192 on: March 21, 2015, 12:00:46 AM »
Where are you traveling to?
To my in laws in northern Kansas.  Why do your bathroom productions at your wife's parents smell like you are passing a dead bull elephant?

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #193 on: March 21, 2015, 12:02:54 AM »
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Re: late night pit
« Reply #194 on: March 21, 2015, 12:03:30 AM »
how much different is KS than renoland?

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #195 on: March 21, 2015, 08:08:46 AM »
Wtf is northern kansas? Do you mean eastern?
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Re: late night pit
« Reply #196 on: March 21, 2015, 08:24:17 AM »

Wtf is northern kansas? Do you mean eastern?
This.
I have never before heard of northern Kansas. It is always NE KS, NC KS, or NW KS. Don't get me started on where those lines are.


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Re: late night pit
« Reply #197 on: March 21, 2015, 08:57:45 PM »
Don't argue with family.  I hate arguments over what is best gum and whether Mooochelle and the fat fascists are going to ban all sugar gum - diet gum only.  This would be the last Obama straw - long live juicy fruit and bazooka Joe bubble gum.

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Re: late night pit
« Reply #198 on: March 21, 2015, 09:30:11 PM »
i don't think moochelle has the authority to do that, renocat
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Re: late night pit
« Reply #199 on: March 25, 2015, 11:00:01 PM »
I am pissed at the convenient store slobs who steal from the store by standing at the fountain drink machine, filling their cups, drinking 2/3 of it, filling it up and then go up and pay for just one cup.  If these cheap turds stood over by the chips and crammed them down their gullets or filled their pockets they would be guilty of petty theft.  I hope they put the screws to these soda moochers.  It would keep my pop cheaper.