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420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 10, 2015, 05:57:18 PM »

I'd probably scare little squawk babies too, to the point of their family thinking they have major psychological problems and need help to deal.

Wow! I just got really dark you guys.

Trim · « **Reply #26 on:** February 10, 2015, 06:34:03 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on February 10, 2015, 05:48:08 PM

Quote from: Pete on February 08, 2015, 05:49:34 PM

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on February 08, 2015, 05:38:12 PM
I want to haunt people

Which type? Like a full on hell raising Poltergeist, or more of a casually appear in visions or in a mist etc?

I'd like to think I would be the first but in reality it looks exhausting so probably chill, show up in photographs, knock stuff off of shelves, cause dogs to bark at me freaking out humans but then tell little kids I am there to watch out for them.

At least to better than GOSP (Ghost of Sanderson Poe).

PoetWarrior · « **Reply #27 on:** February 10, 2015, 06:49:11 PM »

There was a time when minds weren't filled with other people, quite as heavily, where a person would have sought out answers to all types of questions.

Don't you think now the mind just asks, "What's on my phone?"

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #28 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:00:58 PM »

Quote from: PoetWarrior on February 10, 2015, 06:49:11 PM

There was a time when minds weren't filled with other people, quite as heavily, where a person would have sought out answers to all types of questions.

Don't you think now the mind just asks, "What's on my phone?"

do you agree with me that catholics go to hell?

steve dave · « **Reply #29 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:13:57 PM »

it's not really surprising that the religions that have prospered the most (financially, population, etc.) are the ones that have created the most terrible punishments and amazing rewards for their followers. like, heaven and hell are really modern christian beliefs. they didn't really exist in the OT outside of some terrible translations. like, really look at the references to hell and heaven in the bible and what books they originate from. dante painted what people picture as the christian hell more than the bible. dante and the christian leaders preaching fire and brimstone.

Spracne · « **Reply #30 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:16:24 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 11, 2015, 02:13:57 PM

it's not really surprising that the religions that have prospered the most (financially, population, etc.) are the ones that have created the most terrible punishments and amazing rewards for their followers. like, heaven and hell are really modern christian beliefs. they didn't really exist in the OT outside of some terrible translations. like, really look at the references to hell and heaven in the bible and what books they originate from. dante painted what people picture as the christian hell more than the bible. dante and the christian leaders preaching fire and brimstone.

I would say that most of what we think about heaven and hell comes from Paradise Lost.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #31 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:18:58 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on February 11, 2015, 02:16:24 PM

I would say that most of what we think about heaven and hell comes from Paradise Lost.

Sam Brownback thought it was really important that the men in my frat read that book.

steve dave · « **Reply #32 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:19:55 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on February 11, 2015, 02:16:24 PM

Quote from: steve dave on February 11, 2015, 02:13:57 PM
it's not really surprising that the religions that have prospered the most (financially, population, etc.) are the ones that have created the most terrible punishments and amazing rewards for their followers. like, heaven and hell are really modern christian beliefs. they didn't really exist in the OT outside of some terrible translations. like, really look at the references to hell and heaven in the bible and what books they originate from. dante painted what people picture as the christian hell more than the bible. dante and the christian leaders preaching fire and brimstone.
I would say that most of what we think about heaven and hell comes from Paradise Lost.

oh yeah, milton could preach some fire and brimstone

steve dave · « **Reply #33 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:22:27 PM »

basically what I'm saying is of all the things to concern yourself with going to hell shouldn't be one of them, no matter what you believe.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #34 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:24:31 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 11, 2015, 02:22:27 PM

basically what I'm saying is of all the things to concern yourself with going to hell shouldn't be one of them, no matter what you believe.

go check your phone.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #35 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:25:06 PM »

Reincarnation seems like the most fair system. It also seems least likely.

Spracne · « **Reply #36 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:25:40 PM »

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on February 11, 2015, 02:18:58 PM

Quote from: Spracne on February 11, 2015, 02:16:24 PM
I would say that most of what we think about heaven and hell comes from Paradise Lost.
Sam Brownback thought it was really important that the men in my frat read that book.

O yea? No foolin?

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #37 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:27:35 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on February 11, 2015, 02:25:40 PM

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on February 11, 2015, 02:18:58 PM
Quote from: Spracne on February 11, 2015, 02:16:24 PM
I would say that most of what we think about heaven and hell comes from Paradise Lost.
Sam Brownback thought it was really important that the men in my frat read that book.
O yea? No foolin?

yeah, he had a connection to the house so he came and spoke. he said that every bro should read that book. i considered it and then dlew12 told me that it was too difficult and not a very fun book.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #38 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:28:02 PM »

Also, probably belongs in the Sensible muslim thread but the reward of 40 virgins seems like the most extreme reward you can get and look at what dudes are willing to do for that crap.

steve dave · « **Reply #39 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:29:07 PM »

Quote from: Dugout DickStone on February 11, 2015, 02:28:02 PM

Also, probably belongs in the Sensible muslim thread but the reward of 40 virgins seems like the most extreme reward you can get and look at what dudes are willing to do for that crap.

yes, good point by good poster lsoc

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #40 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:31:08 PM »

The whole 40 virgin reward never made that much sense to me. I mean, couldn't you just work hard and get like 50 virgins here on earth without having to blow yourself up?

Spracne · « **Reply #41 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:32:28 PM »

My religion promises 73, tho

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #42 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:32:39 PM »

guys, it's 72 virgins. these aren't hebrews we're talking about.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #43 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:34:42 PM »

I think Beems had 40 virgins by the time he graduated high school. I'm sure the number is approaching 72 by now.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #44 on:** February 11, 2015, 03:09:24 PM »

Please don't crap on the point that upper level posters sd and lsoc are making that the more drastic the punishment/reward you create in your religion the more rich or in control you can be.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #45 on:** February 11, 2015, 03:11:02 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on February 11, 2015, 02:31:08 PM

The whole 40 virgin reward never made that much sense to me. I mean, couldn't you just work hard and get like 50 virgins here on earth without having to blow yourself up?

The typical 18 year old suicide bomber will never have a chance to find 72 virgins in the slums of Ramadi

michigancat · « **Reply #46 on:** February 11, 2015, 03:19:30 PM »

I think I'd prefer some ladies with experience.

The Big Train · « **Reply #47 on:** February 11, 2015, 03:20:01 PM »

awful lot of #1Thread-y things being said in here right now

Institutional Control · « **Reply #48 on:** February 11, 2015, 04:15:11 PM »

Quote from: bubbles4ksu on February 11, 2015, 02:27:35 PM

Quote from: Spracne on February 11, 2015, 02:25:40 PM
Quote from: bubbles4ksu on February 11, 2015, 02:18:58 PM
Quote from: Spracne on February 11, 2015, 02:16:24 PM
I would say that most of what we think about heaven and hell comes from Paradise Lost.
Sam Brownback thought it was really important that the men in my frat read that book.
O yea? No foolin?
yeah, he had a connection to the house so he came and spoke. he said that every bro should read that book. i considered it and then dlew12 told me that it was too difficult and not a very fun book.

Brownback belonged to the same frat that I did.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #49 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:46:36 PM »

Quote from: The Big Train on February 11, 2015, 03:20:01 PM

awful lot of #1Thread-y things being said in here right now

No. Shoo.