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I drove this hog around a bit today :gocho:




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Lol is that a cattle checking motorcycle?

Your cow farm is an island of misfit farm toys

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I just got out of a GIGANTIC code sprint and wanted to get back to the farm/natural/non-tech stuff for a bit. SD this was a real treat of an update to this thread.  :thumbs:
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I drove this hog around a bit today :gocho:




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I like that fireplace/wood stove in the background.  Did it come from one of your ranches line shacks?

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Yeah, it was probably in one of the old houses. We’ve got all kinds of old house crap laying around.


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I drove this hog around a bit today :gocho:




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Lol is that a cattle checking motorcycle?

Your cow farm is an island of misfit farm toys
I have no idea what it’s purpose is but my dad is a hardcore addict of buying stupid crap like this.


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Looks like the motorcycle from dark knight, a "batcycle" if you will...
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Old timey “tack” room. We haven’t owned a horse for like a decade. There was a brown recluse the size of my hand by the door and I freaked out.







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I was back at my dad's farm last month and decided to check out the barn. A screech owl made me almost crap my pants.

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I can smell those pictures of the tack room.
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Check out my mom’s bad AF lawnmower




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Also from the tack room check out the names of our last horses. Nute and Toad are about the perfect horse names.


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I can smell those pictures of the tack room.
Old horse sweat and molasses.

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Also from the tack room check out the names of our last horses. Nute and Toad are about the perfect horse names.


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Thanks for clearing that up, I thought they were cowboy nicknames.  :)

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Look at this hot rod

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Folks, hold onto your asses for cow farm photography.

check this badass basically homemade UTV thing my dad purchased on a whim a couple years ago. lmao.






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Is that KC on the headlights for the Royals or some sort of brand name?

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I think the lifespan of a Polaris ranger is like 4 months at our ranch. Here is a pic of a current one driven by a 7 and 3 year old. Note the gravel benji.




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Does this mean the dave family is hanging out at the farm all weekend? (excellent looking gravel too!)

Picture Request#1 - The giant firehose sprinkler that shoots cow poop slurry over your field.

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I’m so jealous of these farm vacations you guys are taking, I have some great memories doing that as a kid for a few weeks every summer.
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I went to TomCar.com and those things are pricey. 

I'll just stick with my golf cart. 

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Folks, hold onto your asses for cow farm photography.

check this badass basically homemade UTV thing my dad purchased on a whim a couple years ago. lmao.






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Is that KC on the headlights for the Royals or some sort of brand name?
you're sh1tting us, right?

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I think the lifespan of a Polaris ranger is like 4 months at our ranch. Here is a pic of a current one driven by a 7 and 3 year old. Note the gravel benji.




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Does this mean the dave family is hanging out at the farm all weekend? (excellent looking gravel too!)

Picture Request#1 - The giant firehose sprinkler that shoots cow poop slurry over your field.

Also, why is your entire windbreak made up of deciduous tree's (instead of cedars)and how are those tree's still alive?

It looks like a freaking forest.

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Folks, hold onto your asses for cow farm photography.

check this badass basically homemade UTV thing my dad purchased on a whim a couple years ago. lmao.






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Is that KC on the headlights for the Royals or some sort of brand name?
you're sh1tting us, right?

exactly my reaction


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Look at the back of my dads truck, lmao


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Back seat of truck above, lmao




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I think the lifespan of a Polaris ranger is like 4 months at our ranch. Here is a pic of a current one driven by a 7 and 3 year old. Note the gravel benji.




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Does this mean the dave family is hanging out at the farm all weekend? (excellent looking gravel too!)

Picture Request#1 - The giant firehose sprinkler that shoots cow poop slurry over your field.

Also, why is your entire windbreak made up of deciduous tree's (instead of cedars)and how are those tree's still alive?

It looks like a freaking forest.

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Look at the back of my dads truck, lmao


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Back seat of truck above, lmao




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at least he has his armorall wipes to clean it right up


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Look at the back of my dads truck, lmao


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Back seat of truck above, lmao




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I bet your dad saves every single coffee can/container and uses them to store nuts/bolts and probably has like 50+ old cans waiting to be used but he still continues to save the cans.

And you should get him a case for his vermin blasting guns in the back, they look dirty as hell.

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I have received an invitation to the hobby farm this weekend  :Carl:
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